morning teefs
scritches da chin
I see you like to live dangerously.
Eh, given the extant number of holes in my feet, it’s worth the risk 😺
?? Never met me a cat who didn’t enjoy a chinscratch
the belly on the other hand…
Butter Chicken. Excuse my French, but I fucking nailed it.
Edit. Thanks everyone. Tasted great. Here’s the recipe, it’s basically unfuckupable…
https://www.recipetineats.com/one-pan-baked-butter-chicken/#wprm-recipe-container-123891
why do you torment me like this
Wow. That looks awesome.
Wow, you most certainly have. That curry sauce texture 👌
Bravo!
Yum
That looks like it belong in a food blog or magazine. Beautiful
ooh nicely done!
My Samsung photo gallery highlights of 2024 is literally all photos of Gibson 🤣
Mine is a photo of cops standing in my halfway at 1am
The mark of a true cat slave lol!
HELLOOOOO 3 WEEK HOLIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
ahh.
shit is falling apart at work, despite my warning that this is a shit time of the year to be attempting stuff. Everyone seems super stressed but I’m just sitting here making jokes in quiet cause if they ask me to engage all they are gonna get is “I fucking told you so, enjoy the consequences of your actions”
“This outcome was raised as an expectation early in discussions.”
nah its not even gonna be that polite. I specifically said “we should not be doing this in a change freeze”. They said “its not a change!”. So far their “not a change” has killed 2 apps and resulted in a complete server restore.
If asked its literally gonna be a “I told you so. I warned you, i was condescended to. Fucking sucks to be you”.
Did you cover your arse with logged messages? If so switch off and enjoy the ride (but please support and take care of anyone more junior who may be stressed out and played no part in this decision).
What’s a change freeze?
No changes to client systems.
ah ok, thanks!
Welcome to the club! One of our 3 engineers has resigned. Good times.
One of our 3 engineers has resigned. Good times.
are there frantic back room meetings with the c suite yet?
Yep. The new owners don’t seem to either give a fuck or act at all.
I think you need to learn the words of this little gem (sometimes I just LOVE the YT algorithm) Battle Hymn of the Retail Worker at Xmas
ACCURATE!
And work is done!!!
Last emails sent. Out of Office message set. Time to make some dinner, get some beers and stick my dick out the window so I can fuck the world!!!
Okay that last one is optional and probably won’t happen but the day is young!!!
please practice safe sex when fucking the world. last thing we need is the world ending up pregnant. its irritable enough!
I shall spill my seed at my leisure!!!
But yeah good point. Might get messy.
Especially if you’re sticking it out the window and letting it all out into the wind.
🤣 Enjoy!
Closest they’ve come yet
Cat Man!!
I reckon this is an “outside cat”. She meowed at me repeatedly, and I thought that strays wouldn’t really do that.
Thanks @Seagoon for keeping Tucker Time alive, most appreciated. Good idea to include breakfast and lunch. I shall be keeping that. I’ve made today’s post. 💜💜💜
You’re very welcome. 😘
Aldi Garlic dip, I put it in a pita wrap, I recommend everyone give the dip a go.
I can second this. I have one in my fridge permanently.
Here’s a tip. Buy a roast chook. Rip a piece off and dip it in. Eat.
I keep forgetting to buy that dip.
I’m mentally calculating the “Hours left” for 2024 and the “Hours of work” to do in my head. I’m not going to get it all done. I’m left trying to decide who I have to let down.
Maybe it would be fairer to let everyone down and start your holidays early.
You can let me down Nath, because I’ll forgive you
Why play favourites? Let everyone down lol /j
Send a few ‘thanks for your patience’ emails and any that come back with an out of office…BOOM that’s future Nath’s problem
Proper genius
Last of work 🎉 !!
Pretty much managed to finish everything that needed finishing yesterday. Have a team meeting late this morning and my manager told me to piss off after lunch (he’ll cover for me if anyone asks).
I am very much looking forward to doing fuck all for a few weeks.
I’m very tempted to make a bacon and egg toasted butty like this one.
Goodness me, that doesn’t even look like bread.
Looks like a cloud pillow!
🤤
It was the best toastie I’ve ever had in my life. The bread was ciabatta and cut on the angle so every piece of the crust was crunchy. Then it was dripping in butter with stacks of bacon. I will always be chasing that taste sensation for the rest of my life.
Ps. I made a egg and bacon just now. Not as good but it hit the spot.
Wow! That is gorgeous food pornography. Report to the bridge for your award!
It is currently 31° outside, and 27.8 inside
I’m gonna turn on the high velocity fan I got from Kmart and hope that saves me today and tomorrow
I am kinda blessed to have a library in walking distance though. If it gets above 35 inside, I’m gonna bail and go spend the day there
E: oh, and the house is fine besides that. No complaints
I’m so tired I’m going to bed early and then waking up too early, and then I’m tired again by the time it’s get up time.
o/
It’s hard to break that cycle isn’t it? (sent at 3am after waking up half hour ago after crashing at 9pm)
So hard! I’ve got 3 weeks off after this week and my sleep cycle will probably change just in time for my return to work 😞
can’t stop thinking about googly eyes
where can I get some big ones, where are all the good statues that need googlies , where can I wreak mischief without getting in trouble
I hate amazon as much as the next old greeeeeg but…when needs must
Outside the Pullman hotel opposite Jolimont station is a bronze rabbit and a bronze mad hatter - ripe for the picking imo.
I have a bag of several hundred and have adorned such things as the fridge and the robovac. Only up to 2cm though.
Anything is better than cigarette butting those guys at the end of Burke St mall yet again
