Loyalty my arse, go run a map of ‘loyal’ colesworth shoppers and overlay that with competing store availability

Released the headline too soon

Haven’t had sex, but I’ve completely organically had entire conversations while blacked out

Everyone else

Cheers

Fire. Sun RED

yup, they do that.

oh noooo and the worst part is they’re so betrayed and you can’t communicate to them it was an accident!

well no, you’re not. You’re both homo sapiens

walking is a great entry point. Set a time (or other metrics if you have a smart watch), pick a direction and just…walk

and they were always rogers & hammerstein

arghghhghhg slept in lounge because we’re still separating cats, proved once again that I can sleep through anything by waking up to a giant pile of cat puke next to head. Strip the jacquards off couches to wash, figure hey I should flip the cushions anyway, vac cushions, flip cushions, see dustbunnies, start vacuuming and now I’m fucking deep cleaning the loungeroom with a detour to deep clean the dyson because someone has been using it past the MAX FILL line…

Well now I’m lunchbreaking with tzaziki, how you doing?

They can sublet tho

Looks like indulgences are back on the menu, boys!

Please, that’s just a side hustle

Hahahah yeah 'cos the Church just loooves that shit

Probably because they didn’t get to vote in the pope. eyeroll

P much. 'They kissed!!" Buddy, wait until you catch up on 30-odd years of what Sid and Andy had them doing…

Badger badger badger. Explain that shit to a boomer

Nah, the absolute god king and bastard father of ratbag politics is richard fucking nixon