Beats buying a $1000 transformer when the novelty will wear off in 20 mins.

I think I’m on Mr P’s side on this one. Woken up on Sunday morning to make a bed, jeeze that’d rustle my jimmies.

I reckon the sales have been shit for ten years. People realised and the shops started that predictive ordering where they get about the right amount so there’s not much actually left over for sales. I’m sure they’ll chuck a 50% off on some piece of shit so the discount can be painted across the front of the shop as a lure.

Sky pretty.

Every friend I’ve drifted from has also drifted from me. I went to seven schools as a kid so maybe I accept it too easily.

I’ve stayed an MP3 man all these years because I didn’t like iTunes.

I feel buying a place to occupy is more ethical than buying a place as a rental investment.

I’ve got the big three drive throughs nearby at spaghetti junction so I’ll just go and get it if I’m eating it. I only really go if there’s a good deal in the app which I can’t uber anyway.

Coconut milk is for curries, not tea.

It took me a while to stop driving to an ex’s place. I’d find myself halfway there. I was driving safely, but my directions were by habit not intention.

That’ll be 10/10 flavour success.

Just drove home, I swear I could tell who was xmas drunk driving. 20k under on an 80k road, bad lane discipline, about 1/3 of the people on the road.

Cheese on sliced apple is pretty nice without being too carby.

Go back for it.

Are we gonna get more biscuit photography?

I bet some aldi garlic dip would’ve gone a treat on that.

Aldi Garlic dip, I put it in a pita wrap, I recommend everyone give the dip a go.

Anything in ya mygov about it?

“This outcome was raised as an expectation early in discussions.”

Frozen peas in a towel are a better ice pack than an official ice pack. Plus you can eat them at some point. You can gladwrap it in place if it’s not too cold on your leg, hence the towel.