I tried that once and immediately threw up. Disgusting

Ginger beer and chutney please

Thanks for all the messages. Squishes back to you all. 🖤

For bird day I wish to mention the stunningly beautiful Dracula Parrot, the covert as fuck Tawny Frogmouth, and the magestically lunatic Bin Chicken. Bakawkk MF!

Father dead. Zero clue what to do with this information. Boyo no help would be celebrating demise of his.

Mine is fundamentally IKEa, but I covered that sucker in all kinds of silk & velvet so would really rather they didn’t. Some success with a spray ‘herbal’ deterant

Skin cancer or chillblanes? Mmmm, decisions

Er no. Mine have plenty of proper scratchies but the couch isn’t safe.

This time we have tarp & tape windows and a contact covered bathroom unit. Habitation Certs, what are they?

Just a tiny bit

Fish n chips please! With vinegar, none of that sauce nonsense

Pumpkin toast, bacon, chilli jam

A selection of par boilt proteins on carbohydrate

Good morrow fellow humans. Please partake in some nutrition with me.

My Void has the most human name I’ve ever gifted.

Your use of x makes me think you are talking about a language that uses clicks?! I have a favourite book with a character with an !X name

Round one Boomies survived. I have the Cult on but strategically throwing single biscuits for them to chase was probably more helpful.

And speaking of water sources, how good at not pooing in it are you?

Right back atcha 🖤

Nail polish drying = T Rex arms & noises