I’m happy to cover the basic. It’s possible to bump it significantly, but one of us would get the physical stuff and I don’t think anyone except @[email protected] is located in a useful spot for the tickets.

Fair enough. get a can of bar keepers friend. Lasts forever and fixes most kitchen icks.

I want the Simon’s Cat pins that are now out of stock. Grumpfh! And a Numbat.

Right, so Nellie is up for renewal. Ought be one more email. Shall I or does anotherbody want this year?

Are you going to let us Wishlist you stuff? Or do dodgy gift art?

Time to put my phone in the fridge

Granita please. Lemon & mint sounds good.

We don’t do Xmas but prezzies are nice, so nearest date 😺

Requests for feedback on online orders are getting beyond ridiculous. This time they want to know how we like a Thing 6 hours before the notice it would land today. I also now know what my Solstice gift is, but that will happen when letting somebody else use your account.

Marge!

Pretty unlikely to be allergic, but you could try gold or titanium. The pillowcase theory sounds probable. I’ve 13 piercings in my ears, usually only have trouble with them if I get sick and don’t wash my hair enough.

I have the opposite problem. Not a mother = incomprehensible alien.

Conga Rats! 🎊🐀🎊

Ditto. I had a dream about steak. I should probably have a Berrocca.

Exactly. If your arse can’t heat a can of soup and make some toast you need a Guardian.

Yeah. Not even sure my sewing class realises what they are doing. Very tempted to not go back.

I genuinely don’t understand “can’t” cook. Like beef Wellington or soufflé, sure, but basic pasta or jar sauce curry? Fuck off.

No, it’s a mob beginning with T you will find many bad reviews on purplePingers etc. Eill kill it easily enough, more that it shouldn’t happen in the first place

You need groggy lemon tea.

🥃🍋🍯🔥

I interpret this as throw distracting rubbish in their general direction.

Much sympathy.