I may have hired teenage minions. A Bwahaha seems in order.

No medication required, thanks!

Hmm yeah. My sister did a few things she wasn’t strictly allowed to do, but I totally approve of. Once the accounts get locked it can get tricky to pay for non optional shit.

Executors have rather strict obligations, which is why the task can be turned down. Aunty might be digging herself a very big hole.

I have grilled chicken. The audience is unimpressed at the lack of trimmed bits.

Bong bong is the wrong gong?

Potato salad with overdose horseradish please

It’s meme level south Asian corporate speak. Odds of it being a real person are statistically negligible.

If I put a free thing up on FB and get a message that includes “please do the needful” I am Blocking!

This is what Boyo & flatmate did when working at a fish based fertiliser manufacturer. Buy multiple op shop pants each week, strip on the porch, and bin pants. Nothing is removing that stench.

Cheap nasty vodka in a spray bottle = home dry cleaning.

You might be thinking of a Moa? Of the ones that still exist a Kea isn’t dangerous to humans but certainly is to cars, gutters, etc like cockatoos are

Haha! He’s gone on a packing spree and now I don’t have the right paper to do his anniversary card tomorrow.

Assuming no penicillin allergy, in which case you can have a delightful rash

No such luck. Maybe tomorrow. Nothing wrong with eating frozen bacon at 3am.

No good for posting to annoying companies anymore 😿

They sure don’t make them like they used to

60 years? I’m using cookbooks from more like 1500. I’ve not tried camel hump myself, but imagine anyone suggesting margarine instead wouldn’t get a great reception.

I foresee no trouble with this cutie finding a forever house 🖤

Thanks