Pinch, punch bitches
I only remember it’s the first of the month when I see my bank account interest has landed. The little bits I get…
My mum always messages me “White Rabbits 🐇”
I swear to god if I hear the word “granular” at work today I’m going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it.
Just say “detailed”. What’s wrong with “detailed”?!?!
Ah corporate life. I’ve missed you lol
Edit: I’m adding the word “artifact” to the list.
I nominate ‘touch base’
Your artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game
Granular!
(I’d love a mandarin please)🍊🍊🍊here’s some low hanging fruit!
Damn gibsy, you’re starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!
How on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space/lens’. Bloody weasel words
I haven’t heard space/lens yet. It won’t be long I’m sure.
Every time someone says artifact my mind goes straight to Indiana Jones lol
As it should.
too much detail ‘granular’ is actually quite a good metaphor, just horribly overused.
Can I say artifact if I talk about archaeology?
Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.
Mine is people sulking. I’m so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said “deliver” so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.
T- 60 hours until CAT. I am desperate for some feline therapy. Feel completely dead and miserable today again. Even though I had a good run with the traffic - had time to grab a coffee despite the queue and got to enjoy it in the carpark outside work…
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😺😸😺😸😺😸😺😸🐱🐱🐱
I shouldn’t have said anything 😓 Mickey has gone back to nomming Dine and turns his nose up at Hills.
Having a cat is like having a fickle live-in fey.
I don’t wanna say I told you so but… hopefully you didn’t buy too much!
I didn’t really buy it, but it was in a showbag from the Royal Melb Show I bought (the kitty showbag). He got a few other treats from it and a new wand toy he adores, so it wasn’t a waste.
I’ll just alternate between Dine and Hills until it’s gone haha
Tommy’s on a new wet food only diet and I’ve bought his favourite Dine in bulk, it was on special and we’re going through a lot. So I’m sure any day now he’ll decide it’s disgusting and turn up his dainty nose at it.
That’s a cat for you. 😂
I was in bed by nine last night, and I still feel like more sleep would be nice
You too huh? And to think I used to be a night owl.
My annoying cold seems to have turned into pneumonia. I’ve had very little sleep over the last two nights, just coughing and when I do manage to nod off, waking up soon after in a sea of mucus. Off to the doctor this morning.
get well soon, take care
The nights are slowly starting to warm up. 🌞🌆
hey everybody ☺️
Morning lovely 🌹
Mornin’. 💐
Goodnight everyone, sleep well and sleep silent. 😘
Going forward, the DT family will put our heads together every morning to touch base and set out the granular of the meal plans. We will start with low hanging fruits, while centering the foodie artifactual lens. Go team. We are all in this together.
Let’s take this offline, but not until after we raise it up the flagpole and see who rallies around it
I wish to forget this comment thread - I feel triggered after 10+ years in corpo call centres 😭💀
Aaaarrghhh!!
TEAM CHEER!
I am trying to order eggs online and their system has decided I am not human. If I was a robot what would I do with eggs? Surely ordering eggs is itself an indication I am human, being able to identify animals sitting down seems a bit superfluous. And in any case as long as I pay for the eggs should it matter? Why can’t robots have eggs if they want them? Seems clear discrimination to me.
Because the robots might study and use the eggs as the first part of a plot to breed a race of genetically-enhanced super-chickens, which will become the physical muscle needed in their plan to Kill All The Humans, of course.
Gotta stop that shit before it starts, y’know.
Show up at the egg store with a smile and a firm handshake.
People out there got bots scalping eggs… the state of the world…
Stew turned out to be decent. But TBH (and no offense here) I regret listening to ya’ll cause whilst edible it turned out nothing like what I wanted.
