• Gibsonhasafluffybutt
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    I swear to god if I hear the word “granular” at work today I’m going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it.

    Just say “detailed”. What’s wrong with “detailed”?!?!

    Ah corporate life. I’ve missed you lol

    Edit: I’m adding the word “artifact” to the list.

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      How on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space/lens’. Bloody weasel words

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      Can I say artifact if I talk about archaeology?

      Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.

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      Mine is people sulking. I’m so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said “deliver” so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.

      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt
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        Agreed. I can’t fucking stand it. We’re not children. If you’re annoyed, say something.

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      Damn gibsy, you’re starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!

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      start replying to peoples emails spelling it artefact and track how fast the flock adopts it