Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 3 months agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🍲 Tuesday, October 1 , 2024message-squaremessage-square140fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down11
arrow-up116arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🍲 Tuesday, October 1 , 2024Seagoon_ to Melbourne · 3 months agomessage-square140fedilink
minus-squareGibsonhasafluffybuttlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-23 months agoI swear to god if I hear the word “granular” at work today I’m going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it. Just say “detailed”. What’s wrong with “detailed”?!?! Ah corporate life. I’ve missed you lol Edit: I’m adding the word “artifact” to the list.
minus-squareanotherspringchickenlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-23 months agoHow on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space/lens’. Bloody weasel words
minus-squareGibsonhasafluffybuttlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoI haven’t heard space/lens yet. It won’t be long I’m sure. Every time someone says artifact my mind goes straight to Indiana Jones lol
minus-squareThornburywitchlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agotoo much detail ‘granular’ is actually quite a good metaphor, just horribly overused.
minus-squareAlamutjoneslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agoYour artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game
minus-squareSeagoon_OPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoCan I say artifact if I talk about archaeology? Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.
minus-squareTinyBreaklinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoMine is people sulking. I’m so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said “deliver” so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.
minus-squareGibsonhasafluffybuttlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoAgreed. I can’t fucking stand it. We’re not children. If you’re annoyed, say something.
minus-squareanotherspringchickenlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-23 months ago🍊🍊🍊here’s some low hanging fruit!
minus-squareBakulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoDamn gibsy, you’re starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!
minus-squareTaleyalinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-23 months agostart replying to peoples emails spelling it artefact and track how fast the flock adopts it
minus-squareSeagoon_OPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoyou made me look twice and check if I have been spelling it wrong
I swear to god if I hear the word “granular” at work today I’m going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it.
Just say “detailed”. What’s wrong with “detailed”?!?!
Ah corporate life. I’ve missed you lol
Edit: I’m adding the word “artifact” to the list.
I nominate ‘touch base’
How on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space/lens’. Bloody weasel words
I haven’t heard space/lens yet. It won’t be long I’m sure.
Every time someone says artifact my mind goes straight to Indiana Jones lol
As it should.
too much detail ‘granular’ is actually quite a good metaphor, just horribly overused.
Your artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game
Can I say artifact if I talk about archaeology?
Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.
Mine is people sulking. I’m so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said “deliver” so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.
Agreed. I can’t fucking stand it. We’re not children. If you’re annoyed, say something.
Granular!
(I’d love a mandarin please)
🍊🍊🍊here’s some low hanging fruit!
Damn gibsy, you’re starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!
start replying to peoples emails spelling it artefact and track how fast the flock adopts it
you made me look twice and check if I have been spelling it wrong
heheheheeee