Today’s weather forecast(Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 14°C, max - 31°C. 95% chance of no rain
I paid $35 for 2kgs of cherries to take to a mates place.
My mother would be so disappointed lol
They are crazy expensive (but delicious)
They made the normal ones I buy seem like shit in comparison.
I’m in two minds about whether I should get a new phone. The one I have right now (from the Samsung A range) has been randomly restarting, and my sister who has the same phone, has had that happen to her. I don’t want to get rid of the phone until it’s on its last leg, but maybe it’s time for a factory reset.
Decided to grab biryani. Went for a chicken 65 biryani with medium spice and a mango lassi. Gonna get a takeaway and eat at home because it’s very very busy. The lassi is great! Just waiting on the biryani
This area is so much better than the last one, seriously. So many fantastic places to eat in a 5-10 minute flat (not uphill!) walk, and everywhere has good prices and are really lovely
E: they put coriander in it :( All I can taste is Palmolive dishwashing liquid
Finally after years and years of asking record stores and second hand vinyl markets on the off chance they might have a copy (that wasn’t stupidly priced)…
- Awesome gift :D
I did end up skipping roast and all the classic Chrissy things. But somebody dropped by, and I was gifted a small blow up pool and some solar powered fairy lights which is very dope. Blew and filled it up today, probably not gonna go for a dip til the morrow though
Apparently one of the Indian restaurants near my house is open, so I’m thinking I might take a quick shower then nip down for lunch. They’re very nice there, and their food is affordable. Tbh I don’t really like roasts (except for roast chooks, but I don’t have the patience to cook those), so I’d take a curry over a roast lamb any day of the week
When hottest 100 day comes, I reckon I might pull up my speaker and have a lazy day in the pool listening along. The only thing I’m worried about is that my hallway and every entrance is carpeted, so if I need to go for a funny run or want to grab a drink, I’ll have to towel off outside and wait til I stop dripping. Might need to buy some kind of tarp to put down or something
Ho Ho Ho 🦌
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Is there anything you’d like delivered bacon?
Could you take these oysters to Santa please? I told him I am giving him a dozen oysters for his hard work.
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🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪All three successfully delivered!
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Unfortunately, I then also charged him a 🦪 🦪 delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of 🪨!
You’re welcome 🖤
The eggnog at this establishment is unparalleled, so could I please have another of those
And here’s some of my secret-family-recipe trifle for you, chef. Hope you have a lovely day, whatever you’re doing 🥣
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That is most delicious thank you. Chef is at work today.
Crispy porchetta with roast vegetables and gravy, followed by a pavlova with strawberries and passionfruit topping please Chef. Champagne to drink. And an antacid tablet and a nice dark place to sleep it all off.
instructions to chef
Put those toasted cheese sandwiches down immediately! I don’t care if they have pickles in them, you MUST have a proper meal.
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It would please you to know that Chef is having a variety of burgers four meals in a row, and is enjoying a nice cold pineapple sundae before work starts
Thank you for the delicious lunch. Still, hrrrmph. I’m not sure you’re eating properly. The pineapple sundae sounds very nice though. Will remember that one for tomorrow.
A glass of wine. Doesn’t need to be in glass just a coffee mug or any receptacle will do.
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Thank you and merry xmas chef :)
Merry Christmas!
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Roast Lamb with lots of potatoes please chef.
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Thank you Chef and merry Christmas to you.
Treat yourself to something!
Merry Christmas! I got pineapple sundae!
One full Christmas roast with all the trimmings please. In a massive serving size far larger than one person should eat so that I can eat it all anyway and then spend the rest of the day complaining that I am too full.
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That was perfect thanks. There was so much food there though, I ate the whole lot and now I’m so full! I won’t be able to eat again for a week.
I’ll get a big juicy steak served with sauteed capsicum, asparagus and broccoli - with cheese on the veggies. Two eggs as well please
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A nice cold pre lunch drink please chef.
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Thanks. Cheers
Merry Christmas all!
Merry Xmas mate :) hope your day is going well!
Merry xmas all.
Off to Anglesea today to my cuzzes farm which I’ve never been to. They’ve recently done it up and apparently they have four (4!) horses.
I plan on patting a horse.
Pat one for me! I miss being around horses
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Merry Xmas all
Fell asleep last night without replying to everyone.
The Christmas movies were
Elf (Peter Dinklage was the GOT connection)
Home alone
Trading places
Christmas vacation
Ted Cat and all the the Seagoons say Merry Christmas 😘😘😘
Here is Ted helping with cooking
Ted appears to have been sprung bad
Ted looks like he got sprung getting up to no good.
Merry Christmas Seagoon fam. 💜
Always, Ted is always up to no good.
Ted’s definitely up to something.
Merry xmas to the seagoons!
Be careful when typing seasons greetings. It’s Happy New Year not Happy New Tear.
I mean, there could be tears… (Right now just looking at the traffic makes me want to shed a few… 😭😂)
yay, i just discovered that apple forced all my music onto the cloud, goodbye all my special release and international albums and live tracks
if i can find them
I s’pose I will have to play my Beach Boys xmas album on yt
I’ve stayed an MP3 man all these years because I didn’t like iTunes.
Apple Music is terrible for that. They often replace a single album track with a live version. I guess trillions of dollars isn’t enough to make a half decent service.
watching other people cook is agony
inefficiency drives me cray
Lol okay Gordon Ramsay
Don’t come to my kitchen, I take 10 minutes to make 2 minute noodles
I promise I won’t look
Had a Spotify playlist on earlier that was spitting out all the hits. INXS, Cold Chisel, Goanna, Icehouse, etc. Very good
Merry Xmas everyone! Hope you all have a good day, however you spend it 🎄🥂
