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  • bacon
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    13 hours ago

    Could you take these oysters to Santa please? I told him I am giving him a dozen oysters for his hard work.

    🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪
    🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪

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      12 hours ago

      All three successfully delivered!

      🦪 🦪 🦪

      Unfortunately, I then also charged him a 🦪 🦪 delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of 🪨!

      You’re welcome 🖤

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          5 hours ago

          Interesting… Are you implying that if I use the coal on a oyster that it’ll grow another oyster?

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            3 hours ago

            It will grow into an oyster that has an appetite for human flesh

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              3 hours ago

              Suspicious that you happened to have a prearranged delivery of oysters to Santa…

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                2 hours ago

                The DT aren’t the only customers we serve.