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  • indisin
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    13 hours ago

    Is there anything you’d like delivered bacon?

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      13 hours ago

      Could you take these oysters to Santa please? I told him I am giving him a dozen oysters for his hard work.

      🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪
      🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪

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        12 hours ago

        All three successfully delivered!

        🦪 🦪 🦪

        Unfortunately, I then also charged him a 🦪 🦪 delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of 🪨!

        You’re welcome 🖤

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            5 hours ago

            Interesting… Are you implying that if I use the coal on a oyster that it’ll grow another oyster?

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              3 hours ago

              It will grow into an oyster that has an appetite for human flesh

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                3 hours ago

                Suspicious that you happened to have a prearranged delivery of oysters to Santa…

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                  2 hours ago

                  The DT aren’t the only customers we serve.