Unfortunately, I then also charged him a 🦪 🦪 delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of 🪨!
Crispy porchetta with roast vegetables and gravy, followed by a pavlova with strawberries and passionfruit topping please Chef. Champagne to drink. And an antacid tablet and a nice dark place to sleep it all off.
instructions to chef
Put those toasted cheese sandwiches down immediately! I don’t care if they have pickles in them, you MUST have a proper meal.
It would please you to know that Chef is having a variety of burgers four meals in a row, and is enjoying a nice cold pineapple sundae before work starts
Thank you for the delicious lunch. Still, hrrrmph. I’m not sure you’re eating properly. The pineapple sundae sounds very nice though. Will remember that one for tomorrow.
One full Christmas roast with all the trimmings please. In a massive serving size far larger than one person should eat so that I can eat it all anyway and then spend the rest of the day complaining that I am too full.
Ho Ho Ho 🦌
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Inspired by somebody you probably don’t know: Chef I send you a halo halo pavlova 🍠🍒🍇💚🥚🍥
Thank you!
Is there anything you’d like delivered bacon?
Could you take these oysters to Santa please? I told him I am giving him a dozen oysters for his hard work.
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All three successfully delivered!
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Unfortunately, I then also charged him a 🦪 🦪 delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of 🪨!
You’re welcome 🖤
The coal is radioactive
Interesting… Are you implying that if I use the coal on a oyster that it’ll grow another oyster?
It will grow into an oyster that has an appetite for human flesh
Suspicious that you happened to have a prearranged delivery of oysters to Santa…
The DT aren’t the only customers we serve.
The eggnog at this establishment is unparalleled, so could I please have another of those
And here’s some of my secret-family-recipe trifle for you, chef. Hope you have a lovely day, whatever you’re doing 🥣
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That is most delicious thank you. Chef is at work today.
Crispy porchetta with roast vegetables and gravy, followed by a pavlova with strawberries and passionfruit topping please Chef. Champagne to drink. And an antacid tablet and a nice dark place to sleep it all off.
instructions to chef
Put those toasted cheese sandwiches down immediately! I don’t care if they have pickles in them, you MUST have a proper meal.
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It would please you to know that Chef is having a variety of burgers four meals in a row, and is enjoying a nice cold pineapple sundae before work starts
Thank you for the delicious lunch. Still, hrrrmph. I’m not sure you’re eating properly. The pineapple sundae sounds very nice though. Will remember that one for tomorrow.
A glass of wine. Doesn’t need to be in glass just a coffee mug or any receptacle will do.
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Thank you and merry xmas chef :)
Merry Christmas!
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Roast Lamb with lots of potatoes please chef.
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Thank you Chef and merry Christmas to you.
Treat yourself to something!
Merry Christmas! I got pineapple sundae!
One full Christmas roast with all the trimmings please. In a massive serving size far larger than one person should eat so that I can eat it all anyway and then spend the rest of the day complaining that I am too full.
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That was perfect thanks. There was so much food there though, I ate the whole lot and now I’m so full! I won’t be able to eat again for a week.
A nice cold pre lunch drink please chef.
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Thanks. Cheers
I’ll get a big juicy steak served with sauteed capsicum, asparagus and broccoli - with cheese on the veggies. Two eggs as well please
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