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    14 hours ago

    Ho Ho Ho 🦌
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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      9 hours ago

      Inspired by somebody you probably don’t know: Chef I send you a halo halo pavlova 🍠🍒🍇💚🥚🍥

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      12 hours ago

      Is there anything you’d like delivered bacon?

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        12 hours ago

        Could you take these oysters to Santa please? I told him I am giving him a dozen oysters for his hard work.

        🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪
        🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪🦪

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          12 hours ago

          All three successfully delivered!

          🦪 🦪 🦪

          Unfortunately, I then also charged him a 🦪 🦪 delivery fee. And my accountant said tax office said they needed their cut too so, successfully picked up the package of 🪨!

          You’re welcome 🖤

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              5 hours ago

              Interesting… Are you implying that if I use the coal on a oyster that it’ll grow another oyster?

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                3 hours ago

                It will grow into an oyster that has an appetite for human flesh

                • indisin
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                  3 hours ago

                  Suspicious that you happened to have a prearranged delivery of oysters to Santa…

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                    1 hour ago

                    The DT aren’t the only customers we serve.

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      13 hours ago

      The eggnog at this establishment is unparalleled, so could I please have another of those

      And here’s some of my secret-family-recipe trifle for you, chef. Hope you have a lovely day, whatever you’re doing 🥣

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        12 hours ago

        🥚🥛🥃

        That is most delicious thank you. Chef is at work today.

    • TheWitchofThornbury
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      14 hours ago

      Crispy porchetta with roast vegetables and gravy, followed by a pavlova with strawberries and passionfruit topping please Chef. Champagne to drink. And an antacid tablet and a nice dark place to sleep it all off.

      instructions to chef

      Put those toasted cheese sandwiches down immediately! I don’t care if they have pickles in them, you MUST have a proper meal.

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        13 hours ago

        🔥🍖🥦🥔🥕🌽🍯

        🍓❤️‍🔥🍊
        🧁

        🍾💊🕳️

        It would please you to know that Chef is having a variety of burgers four meals in a row, and is enjoying a nice cold pineapple sundae before work starts

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          13 hours ago

          Thank you for the delicious lunch. Still, hrrrmph. I’m not sure you’re eating properly. The pineapple sundae sounds very nice though. Will remember that one for tomorrow.

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      14 hours ago

      A glass of wine. Doesn’t need to be in glass just a coffee mug or any receptacle will do.

    • Duenan
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      14 hours ago

      Roast Lamb with lots of potatoes please chef.

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        14 hours ago

        🔥🍖🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

        • Duenan
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          13 hours ago

          Thank you Chef and merry Christmas to you.

          Treat yourself to something!

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            12 hours ago

            Merry Christmas! I got pineapple sundae!

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      14 hours ago

      One full Christmas roast with all the trimmings please. In a massive serving size far larger than one person should eat so that I can eat it all anyway and then spend the rest of the day complaining that I am too full.

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        🥩🍖🥔🍠🥕🥦🍄‍🟫🍄🍷

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          12 hours ago

          That was perfect thanks. There was so much food there though, I ate the whole lot and now I’m so full! I won’t be able to eat again for a week.

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      14 hours ago

      I’ll get a big juicy steak served with sauteed capsicum, asparagus and broccoli - with cheese on the veggies. Two eggs as well please

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        🥩

        🧀
        🫑🎍🥦🥔🍳🍳