• @fullkitwanker
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    It’s not hot take Tuesday but here’s my hot take anyway: eggplant is terrible. How do people like it?!? It’s so soggy and bland no matter how you cook it 🤢

    • CEOofmyhouse56
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      619 days ago

      I like eggplant. Moussaka. Babaganoush. In curries. Yum.

    • @useless_modern_god
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      419 days ago

      Dad used to slice it, bread it and shallow fry it. I remember enjoying it, but, then again most anything is good when fried innit.

    • @MeanElevator
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      419 days ago

      Just like many other foods…it’s dependent on how you prep it, cook it and serve it.

      Seasonings are your friends.

    • @Duenan
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      419 days ago

      I can’t eat them, they make me want to throw up :/

    • @Thornburywitch
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      319 days ago

      Best reframe the discussion to ‘creamy and delicious’. Does absorb other flavours well. I quite like eggplant cut in 12 or so lengthwise wedges, then the cut surfaces dipped in lemon juice and dusted with seasoned flour, then sprayed with a bit of oil and then put under the grill cut sides up. Leaving the skin on keeps each wedge together, so you get the creamy inside and the crunchy coating. A hawt dipping sauce goes well with this. Sort of eggplant chips.

    • @Catfish
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      319 days ago

      Another vote for eggplant being vile

    • @Bottom_racer
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      219 days ago

      Gets the go ahead in a fresh thai curry but the next day it is mush.

  • @TinyBreak
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    1019 days ago

    sitting and thinking on the train about who I am, who I wanna be and where I’m (metaphorically) headed. Anyone else feel like there is all these versions of you crowding around almost like ghosts all trying to fit into the one vessel?

    • @Thornburywitch
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      319 days ago

      Yep, all the time. Lifelong condition. I blame being a Gemini. I forget which philosopher said ‘Do I contradict myself? I contain multitudes’ but it is so bloody true.

      • StudSpud The Starchy
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        419 days ago

        “I may contradict myself, but at least I don’t contradict myself.”

        Another favourite, though unrelated:

        “What does a snake do, when it feels like having a lie down?”

  • @Gibsonisafluffybutt
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    So I don’t qualify for the Sydney role because they require someone in office once a week.

    Got some really useful feedback and info from the recruiter though, so that’s something.

    Another interview tomorrow at 2pm. Not super excited about this one, but if it comes through so be it.

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    Hot take Wednesday. When a recipe says to scoop out the seeds in tomatoes or cucumbers for a salad or whatever. No. I paid for those seeds. They are going in. I don’t care if it makes it soggy. Plus that’s extra work that I’m not prepared to commit to.

    • @Seagoon_OP
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      419 days ago

      it’s good food , plus it’s nice on a hot day

    • @underwatermagpies
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      319 days ago

      Save more time and just throw out the whole cucumber. Genuinely the worst vegetable ever.

      • @Catfish
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        519 days ago

        I believe that dishonour belongs to the chokoe

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          I nominate the turnip. There’s a reason why it gets pickled. Because it’s weird.

          • @Catfish
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            319 days ago

            Turnip isn’t the most exciting vegetable but it’s certainly not the worst

            • @Thornburywitch
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              119 days ago

              Fully agree. I quite like it grated with a squeeze of lime/lemon on it and some black pepper. It has a unique sulfur laden burn but is also cool and refreshing. Peeling the turnip reduces the burn.

      • @Taleya
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        419 days ago

        Tzaziki. Pickles. You shut your whore mouth.

      • @just_kitten
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        318 days ago

        Cucumbers are just expensive crunchy water, does absolutely nothing for me. Delete this vegetable

      • @Baku
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        318 days ago

        :(

        Cucumbers, capsicums, carrots, and lettuce are the only vegetables I actually like

      • CEOofmyhouse56
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        319 days ago

        No way. Cucumber soup on a hot day is the best. Cucumber, yogurt, mint, bit of water and salt & pepper. For those days when it’s too hot to chew.

        • @fullkitwanker
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          Try this:

          Yogurt

          Salt

          Squeeze of Lime

          Black pepper

          diced tomatoes (optional)

          Grated cucumber (into thin strips)

          Give it a nice whirl and it makes an excellent side on a warm day!

      • @Thornburywitch
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        219 days ago

        Correction: celery is the worst vegetable ever. I will die on this hill.

        • @Catfish
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          419 days ago

          Nope. ‘Tis the perfect vehicle for conveying peanut butter into one’s mouth

          • @Baku
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            318 days ago

            No, apple wins that title

            • @Catfish
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              118 days ago

              Apple, cheese, & peanut butter!

          • @Thornburywitch
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            219 days ago

            If I ate peanut butter I would maybe, just maybe, feel differently. But I don’t.

        • CEOofmyhouse56
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          When I was a kid you used to be able to get a tray of soup/stew mixed veg from Safeway. I used to eat the celery, someone else the carrot. I can’t remember what else was in there but all that would be left would be the turnip and the parsnip. No one wanted them.

          • @Catfish
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            218 days ago

            Parsnips are delicious, fightme!

            • CEOofmyhouse56
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              218 days ago

              I don’t want to fight you. You can have all the tasteless, colourless, pointless parsnips in the world. I will not be missing them.

          • @Thornburywitch
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            218 days ago

            Somes Coleses still have those trays. So does Piedmontes.

  • Rusty Raven M
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    919 days ago

    Tragedy has struck the Raven household. My faithful beaters will beat no more. Over 20 years of faithful service, rest well my friends you will be missed.

    • @Baku
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      318 days ago

      RIP Beats By Raven. You will be missed.

      We had a set of Kmart ones last 3 years, then the replacements lasted 9 months

    • @NathA
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      Ours died last year. I wouldn’t have it. I took them apart, cracked out the soldering iron and repaired them. I broke the slow/fast switch and the blitz button in the process, but they work again.

      Good thing, as they have mixing bowl attachment and it’d be so wasteful to throw the whole thing away over an internal switch wearing out.

      • Rusty Raven M
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        118 days ago

        I think mine might have a broken/worn gear. The motor still works and they sort of still turn but slowly and with little power.

  • @Seagoon_OP
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    818 days ago

    Cats are still on a diet. The fighting between them gets more intense as they stake out the limited food resources.

    Bill is looking good , just a little bit chomnk. Ted is on the light side of hefty chonk whereas he used to be on the heavy side, Ted waddles 😞.

    https://littlefatkitten.com/cat-chonk-chart/

    • CEOofmyhouse56
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      318 days ago

      Your cat finds itself most happy with a portion of the food given

      I don’t know any cat that thinks “I’m full now. Please don’t give me anymore”.

      • @Seagoon_OP
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        218 days ago

        All my previous cats had an unlimited crunchy bowl, unlimited food. None over ate and got fat. Ted, Ted will eat until he can’t move.

    • @melbaboutown
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      218 days ago

      Poor kitties. Can you stir some cooked pumpkin in to fill them up a bit more, and/or feed them separately?

    • @Bottom_racer
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      718 days ago

      Poor kitty in the photo.

      Kitty has seen some things.

  • @Baku
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    You haven’t lived until the smoke alarms go off when you’re in the dunny 😂

    I burnt my dinner :/

      • @Catfish
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        318 days ago

        Which is what you should do to parsnips

        • @just_kitten
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          218 days ago

          Fennel. Caramelised fennel is chefs kiss

          • @Catfish
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            218 days ago

            You may like Fennel with Sops. Medieval English dish. Utterly nom.

          • @Catfish
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            218 days ago

            Yes. Though I rather like it raw also.

    • @Catfish
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      318 days ago

      I suspect we’re about 3 weeks off the house smoke alarms going off at 3am all the time because of internal humidity. Bye bye batteries

      • @Baku
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        218 days ago

        Oh yikes, we’ve never had that happen. The closest thing I’ve seen is at my last place, apparently a spider built a home inside the vent of one of the smoke alarms, so everytime there was some wind, the cobweb was pushed into the sensor and alarms would go off.

        We can’t just unplug the batteries though, all of our alarms are hardwired and wired together, so if one goes off, the entire house starts beeping. We do have a control panel where we can pause an alarm for 10 minutes, but they aren’t very fond of us doing that since if there was an actual fire, we’d be clueless

  • @SpinMeAround
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    719 days ago

    Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quacks.

    • @Baku
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      >:(

    • @Thornburywitch
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      418 days ago

      Here’s your genuwine Dad Joke medal! 🥇

  • @NathA
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    718 days ago

    I happened to be in the kitchen washing my dishes at 5 pm just now. The cleaner came in and emptied the organic waste bin into the general waste bin.

    I’m scandalised. If the organic waste bin weren’t there, I wouldn’t think much of it. But to have it be there and be a total lie isn’t cool. 🤬

    • @Seagoon_OP
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      recycling is a scam

      I do agree with recycling in principle and I do my bit regarding aluminium, glass and cardboard but everything else is just not recycled by industry or gov.

      my bit for the environment is to consume less, a lot lot less,

      I’m also trying to make choices that result in less waste, eg, a cardboard box is better than a plastic bottle

      • PeelerSheila
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        518 days ago

        my bit for the environment is to consume less, a lot lot less,

        This is the most important bit of anything for the environment. We’re so primed by our society to consume, to want more. It’s almost rebellious to go against it and deliberately consume less.

        • @Seagoon_OP
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          518 days ago

          So much of what people buy they don’t even regard as consumption

          like redoing a perfectly good kitchen every few years just because of fashion

    • @Catfish
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      618 days ago

      Yup. The recycling bins at work are a lie. The cleaners dump them in together. Even the pure paper ones meant for the animal house. 😾

  • @Bottom_racer
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    718 days ago

    Hands down hoisin duck spring rolls are amazing.

    There is no turning back now.

    I refuse to go back.

  • Rusty Raven M
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    I have successfully aquired new bulbs for my headlights, after realising one of them was out last night. If I can now motivate myself to actually install them this may be my car’s shortest cyclops period yet. Usually I am terrible at getting myself organsed to actually buy the bulbs.

    As a bonus Supercheap Auto is next to NQR, so I have also replenished my supplies of cheese, butter and fish. Also a couple of bonus meat pies.

      • Rusty Raven M
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        319 days ago

        Many thanks. I have actually installed the bulbs as well now, I am very proud of myself.

    • @Baku
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      218 days ago

      Sunbury? I love that NQR

      • Rusty Raven M
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        318 days ago

        No, Ringwood. A smaller store, but convenient location.

        • @Baku
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          218 days ago

          Ah. Supercheap and NQR must be friends. The NQR in Sunbury is right next to a Supercheap and another auto parts store too

          • Rusty Raven M
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            In Ringwood they hang out with a Vinnie’s op shop, so its the ideal cheapskate shopping place.

            • @Baku
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              Interesting. The one in Deer Park is right next to a salvos. Deer park is a nice store too, only opened last year

              Edit: and it’s right next to a CDS machine too

  • @Seagoon_OP
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    sky blue, balloons pretty

    • StudSpud The Starchy
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      519 days ago

      Sky blue, pretty balloons,
      Eyes blue, pretty soon
      Sunrise, sun rays
      Cool air, warm days.

  • @oztrin
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    619 days ago

    In the continuing saga of trying to get the business verifed on google, we finally got the video call working, but the banner signage I had was deemed inadequate and ‘you need a permanent sign’.
    I explained we never had one for privacy reasons (it was Mum’s house after all) and I’d be moving mid this month anyway.
    So more or less back to square one. At least I got some clearing and sorting done.

  • CEOofmyhouse56
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    619 days ago

    Do I go out and buy some sour cream for my enchiladas or could I do without? That is the biggest dilemma I face today.

    • @SpinMeAround
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      419 days ago

      You definitely need the sour cream. Absolutely. For sure. It’ll be a worthy mission!

    • @Seagoon_OP
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      419 days ago

      sour cream on enchiladas, on any Mexican food, takes it to the next level of deliciousness

      and there is lactose free sour sour cream too

      I have so many of those tasty chillies I should be making lots of Mexican recipes

      • CEOofmyhouse56
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        319 days ago

        I went and got it and I got corn chips too to go with the salsa so it all worked out in the end.

    • @TinyBreak
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      I dont have sour cream with mine for what its worth.