• Thornburywitch
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    5 months ago

    Correction: celery is the worst vegetable ever. I will die on this hill.

    • Catfish
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      5 months ago

      Nope. ‘Tis the perfect vehicle for conveying peanut butter into one’s mouth

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        5 months ago

        No, apple wins that title

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        5 months ago

        If I ate peanut butter I would maybe, just maybe, feel differently. But I don’t.

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      5 months ago

      When I was a kid you used to be able to get a tray of soup/stew mixed veg from Safeway. I used to eat the celery, someone else the carrot. I can’t remember what else was in there but all that would be left would be the turnip and the parsnip. No one wanted them.

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          5 months ago

          I don’t want to fight you. You can have all the tasteless, colourless, pointless parsnips in the world. I will not be missing them.