• underwatermagpies
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    6 months ago

    Save more time and just throw out the whole cucumber. Genuinely the worst vegetable ever.

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      6 months ago

      I believe that dishonour belongs to the chokoe

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        6 months ago

        I nominate the turnip. There’s a reason why it gets pickled. Because it’s weird.

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          6 months ago

          Turnip isn’t the most exciting vegetable but it’s certainly not the worst

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            6 months ago

            Fully agree. I quite like it grated with a squeeze of lime/lemon on it and some black pepper. It has a unique sulfur laden burn but is also cool and refreshing. Peeling the turnip reduces the burn.

    • Taleya
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      6 months ago

      Tzaziki. Pickles. You shut your whore mouth.

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      6 months ago

      Cucumbers are just expensive crunchy water, does absolutely nothing for me. Delete this vegetable

    • CEOofmyhouse56
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      6 months ago

      No way. Cucumber soup on a hot day is the best. Cucumber, yogurt, mint, bit of water and salt & pepper. For those days when it’s too hot to chew.

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        6 months ago

        Try this:

        Yogurt

        Salt

        Squeeze of Lime

        Black pepper

        diced tomatoes (optional)

        Grated cucumber (into thin strips)

        Give it a nice whirl and it makes an excellent side on a warm day!

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      6 months ago

      :(

      Cucumbers, capsicums, carrots, and lettuce are the only vegetables I actually like

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      6 months ago

      Correction: celery is the worst vegetable ever. I will die on this hill.

      • Catfish
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        6 months ago

        Nope. ‘Tis the perfect vehicle for conveying peanut butter into one’s mouth

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          6 months ago

          No, apple wins that title

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          6 months ago

          If I ate peanut butter I would maybe, just maybe, feel differently. But I don’t.

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        When I was a kid you used to be able to get a tray of soup/stew mixed veg from Safeway. I used to eat the celery, someone else the carrot. I can’t remember what else was in there but all that would be left would be the turnip and the parsnip. No one wanted them.

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            6 months ago

            I don’t want to fight you. You can have all the tasteless, colourless, pointless parsnips in the world. I will not be missing them.