Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋I’d like some child fat and a broomstick please
Only have adult force fat leftover from yesterday’s roast 🍯🧹
Maybe he’s a child at heart? Force, disclose your water dipping status! We want to journey skyward.
😂
Ooh, perfect timing. Can I have a giant heaped platter full of all the fried foods you have, with pavlova on the side please.
🧅🥔🍳🥓🍗🍖🍟🫔🌯🌮🥠🥟🧁
A bitter pill and a spoon full of sugar please
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Some nose plugs and something to help with the nausea.
In the news today: It’s official. Pauline Hanson is a racist.
I nearly made a post about it - but I decided it wasn’t actually news to anyone.it bothers me how when she first started she was mocked for being a woman, for being a red head, for being working class, for having a working class business
and then people wonder why she got votes 🙄
few people reported on or cared what she was saying, nor that what she was saying was normal LNP party policy
there are few good guys in that whole fucking drama
Have you been living under a rock since she came on the scene before I was born 😂 she’s always been a piece of shit racist lol
Dinosaur chicken nuggets make my inner six year old happy, but there is seriously fuck all chicken in these
not healthy food and expensive protein on a per gram basis
I’d be careful talking about your inner child today, they’re calling for your fat!
Hun-gee Hun-gee Hippoooo
Finally paid off the toy sale laybuy. I tell you what, I’m not doing that in store again. Next year I’ll add whatever can go through laybuy online and buy what can’t in store.
All this for $300 worth of toys as well. I almost used laybuy to not have to hide everything at home for 6 months
I used to take the toys to my mum’s house to hide. Now we just put cash in her bank account. So much more convenient.
Someone smells like they’ve bathed themselves in aftershave today and it stinks, I don’t know how they walk around without knowing how bad and strong it smells.
I feel like my senses are being assaulted, let the day end quickly!
I think people smell other people stronger than they smell themselves.
Someone else noticed it too so it isn’t just me.
I also wear odourless roll ons so it’s not me.
For sure.
Swarms of teenage boys on a bus are one of my worst smell issues
I once used lynx africa on a tram and still feel guilty.
I was once in a lift with someone wearing lynx and am still scarred
so you should
The ones I haaaate are the girls who get on a crowded tram and proceed to spray themselves with perfume. A known hazard of Friday pm public transport. Or anytime on trams that pass a secondary school.
has flashbacks to Impulse in the post-PE girls’ changing rooms
walking past or through a department store makes me heady
so many stinky people out there
the way to do perfume
spray 3 short spritzes in the air and walk thru the cloud
after shave, put a few sprinkles on your hands and dab gently on all the shaved areas of your face. It’s an antiseptic.
way to do perfume:
TINY. DABS.
Remember it’s supposed to entice someone to come closer, to put their face near your neck to sniff that intriguing scent. They should not be able to smell you fifteen minutes after you left the fucking room, it defeats the purpose
another issue is are people using cologne or parfum? So easy to use too much parfum and that’s why I use cologne. I also make sure I do the same amount every time because I don’t trust my nose.
About once a decade I find a perfume I like, and doesn’t turn into catpee once on my skin. Then they discontinue it
meet has dragged on. Finally we get to the “Ok if no one has anything else…” when some idiot pipes up “Oh yeah just one more thing” Dude STFU. No one cares. its Friday. Shut up.
Wait. Hear him out. If he’s offering beers, I might be interested!
Fucking wankers, eh?
I’ve cleared my schedule this morning to get high and watch hockey whilst working from home.
I know minimalism isn’t for the poors cos you always need that thing again. But I’m having a strong urge to bin everything I own.
It’s fine. I’m putting everything away, doing a cheeky shove, and I can sort the cupboards out later. What matters is just getting things tidy and wiped down. Spring cleaning isn’t finished yet.
What’s with all the people complaining about kids taking all the Halloween treats? They just leave a bowl out there , what do they expect.
You’re supposed to decorate yer house a little, make a welcome sign then wait for kids to knock on your door. The kids say trick or treat and you decide. If no treat they can trick you. Give nice treats and maybe have something Halloweeny to do. They wear cute costumes and you get to talk with kids and community. It’s meant to be interactive and fun.
the videos look like karma farming exercises. 🙄🙄🙄
No. I put out a box to avoid traumatising the cat who is terrified of children. That does not mean each is welcome to take fist fulls.
You meant well but if shits not nailed down people will take it. 😔
Then put the cat in a room at the back of the house for a few hours.
No. They live here. Random kids don’t.
Fucking hell I actually find children generally repugnant That I put out lollies is a gift not an entitlement.
I need candles. Please deliver you fat young ones for rendering.
children fat is an ingredient in the spell for flying
Unbaptised ones. I know that movie 🦇
You put a bowl out there like you would for animals and the animals came. 🤷♀️
That I put out lollies is a gift not an entitlement.
Aww that means you do have a soft spot.
Sure, it just lasts about 32 seconds.
I honestly can’t remember the last time I had a trick or treater.
It’s a bit half arsed isn’t it? Here’s a bowl. Take one. It’s an honesty system. Meanwhile I’m gonna be on the couch.
Get up when you hear the doorbell. Compliment the kids costume. Give them a treat. Repeat. Not hard.
It’s an honesty system
A bit like when you buy horse poo for $2 from the side of the road. It builds community and a sense of trust.
Exactly
Been going to bed real early but still feeling so so tired. I made it to school on-time, but I’m stuffed.
I fell asleep slightly earlier than normal last night (about 11) and was awake at 530.
It be like that sometimes.
I think my smoke shop has finally been barbequed. It’s hard to tell because the only article is in the hs. I guess after the 100th, it’s no longer news. It was a good run. RIP.
Update: It’s not my shop. It lives another day. Phew.
Copy the article link and paste it into this site
Have fun bypassing all the paywalls now :)
Thank you kind soul. I’ve tried this and it hasn’t worked for me.
Hmm…odd…can you paste the link here and I can try
Holy shit. Thank you my friend.
oh wow, a car and arson at the same time.
I feel for the businesses next to them that get fire damaged as well.
Been leaving before tinyest wakes up the last few days, get home and he wants almost nothing to do with me. I am home today though so he woke up with me and wanted all of the cuddles.
So cuddles only happen in the morning? I can live with that.
Cleaning stresses Melbcat out so with the big clean she’s been overgrooming :(
I haven’t had her on her anti anxiety stuff lately because she’d been going ok. I was sweeping instead of continuing to vacuum and thought the cuddle breaks were calming her down enough. But seems I really should have restarted it well before this. Dropped the ball.
I’m not even finished…
Planning a trip to Sydney and trying to decide whether I should stay in a hostel or a hotel. The hostel I’m looking at is super close to everything I want to visit and feel it would be a tiny bit safer commuting back there at night, compared to taking public transport 20 minutes back to a hotel. Not to mention, the hostel is way cheaper.
If you’re in your 20’s, hostel.
If older, hotel.
That’s how I’d do it
depends on how down you are with listening to your room mates wank…
Guaranteed I’ll be louder
Old people do hostels too.
Tho hostels aren’t cheap anymore so hotels are just as good a choice.
Really? I had no clue on both fronts.
Bluuuuurgh
Edit: I’m burnt out today. Just want to turn everything off and go back to bed.
This is my first burn out day, and I’m in week 14, so pretty good by usual standards.
These last few days have been Hell-ish.
Do you get the long weekend off?
Yep. I told them yesterday. Everyone else is, so why not me?
Good stuff, have a nice longer break from all the cruddiness this week.
You deserve it.
