• StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
    11·
    2 months ago

    I just could not be fucked going out to get some beer, so I found some vodka, plopped some ice in it, and a bit of orange juice.

    This is acceptable

      • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
        6·
        2 months ago

        Oh I’m aware lol. Many years ago I drank many many screwdrivers one night, and ended up vomiting all over my PC keyboard. I was a very sad drunk cleaning it out, while I sat pathetically next to the toilet so I could keep vomiting.

        I’m staying well away from my desk tonight, that’s for sure 😂

        • Bottom_racer
          3·
          2 months ago

          Hehe can relate except for me it was an expensive gfx card. Case had holes at the top and I don’t remember the rest but it wasn’t good.

          • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
            3·
            2 months ago

            😭 I thought it was bad having to pop all my keys off and try to parse the box to put them back on when both my eyes were in one socket. But a gfx card! I would have died on the spot!

            Good thing you don’t remember though, that’s traumatising

      • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
        7·
        2 months ago

        I thought it was a mimosa if it’s in the morning, and then at 12 noon it turns into a screwdriver, like an alcohol-gremlin

    • SpinMeAround
      3·
      2 months ago

      I forgot I was out of vodka and now I can’t be bothered going to get some. Please have one on my behalf!