Goooood morning! Happy friday! My last Friday in my current role 🥳🥳🥰
Congrats. 😘🍾
Woooooo!!! 💪
🎉 Make sure it’s half arsed.
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Chill is back in the air. On the way to a moooovie (MIFF film) even though I have this assignment to do… But I wouldn’t have gotten anything done tonight anyway as it’s been a big day at work… I think my guilt/anxiety over the assignment is what’s caused me to have nasty dreams of teenage woes (had another dream after the one of my mum screaming, with an uncle telling me I wasn’t allowed to watch Suits. Which is weird as I’ve never been interested in watching it anyway and that uncle was relatively lenient)
It’s okay to have a bit of a life outside of work and uni 😩 can’t sustain my psyche otherwise…
In good news though, I passed my probation at one of my jobs today and got a 9% pay bump (they kind of tend to lowball in the first 3 months then do more after. Even my boss admitted it was “embarrassing” what I’d been paid so went beyond the upper range of what I was thinking). The annual equivalent is the highest I’ve ever been paid in my life so far - would finally take me past the PHI tax threshold lol - and it is so much cruisier than my previous job, so I am feeling pretty chuffed about that. 🥂
edit: I also negotiated one day less per fortnight so I kind of end up the same financially but with more time so that’s not so bad at all 😎
Yay. That’s awesome news!
Congratulations 🎉
Yasss! For the win! 🥃
Congrats, that’s wonderful!
Nicely done!
Happy Friday everyone 🎉
Quiet night tonight but I don’t mind some music and gaming time.
Hope everyone has a great night ❤️
Happy Friday Simon. Have a good one. 🍺
Fantastisch!!
Must tell us. What game are you planning to play?
I’m playing cult of the lamb. It’s really a nice mix of chilling out and some occasional action.
Bad nightmare taking me right back to my teen years being screamed at by my mother over trivial things… The sense of fear and feeling trapped woke me right up :( not now, brain.
Oh no. hugs.
I hope you do some nice things for yourself today.
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I’M FREE BITCHES
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Unleash the beast!
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I’m sitting in front of this now. I can’t seem to get up.
God help me.
🏗️
Don’t eat all the apricot and apple or you’re going to have a bad time
I had a good go over the apple rings, so yummy and some cupcakes.
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire
The ring of fireeeeIt’s more shitting through the eye of a needle biz.
Cheers Peppercorns 🍺
The man goes back to work on Monday so it’s like the closing ceremony.
Chin chin 🍻
Also, here’s to Force’s last day drinks!
That’s actually Wednesday. Today was my last Friday. Still working Monday to Wednesday 😞
Oops. Well, it’s the countdown to your last day (not long to go!), and we’re rehearsing
One of us needs to remember this for Wednesday and I nominate you.
Ha! You’re asking a menopausal woman to remember something?
(Lucky I’m the queen of lists)
This made me laugh because I’m forever talking to myself “where’s me list. Where’s me list” while I search for my jotter.
To you 🍺 and @[email protected] 🍺
Cheers
Sames 🍺
gasp
You’ve mastered it!
I know!! Go me!! Baby steps.
Cheers!
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Cheers 🥤
🍺
Bottoms up buttercup 🍺
Here’s mud in ya eye 🍺
It is Mr Woof’s 10th Gotcha Day today! 🎂🐕
Woo! 🍖🦴
🐾🐕🐶!
I just ate a cheese kransky in a baguette with hot english mustard and t-sauce having a radox bath… and… i’m fundamentally a different person now.
I did not expect that on the bucket list… it will remain permanently on the bucket list I’m not crossing it out.
What’s t-sauce?
Edit: Oh… Tomato sauce. I am not a smart man
There’s probably a law somewhere saying tomato sauce on a kransky is a big no no.
Do you cut the ends off your baguette?
I do :(
good, that’s how the French have them 👍
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋I’d like a grazing platter and a glass of champagne please.
🐇🐄🦬🐂🫏🐐🍾
I’m not sure why but some of the emojis end up as white squares.
The 3rd and 5th emoji are white squares for me.
The 3rd one is a buffalo. The 5th is a ❌️ for me.
I can see it from my phone now. Was on desktop earlier though wefwef.
The 5th is a donkey I think.
Donkey
Calimari salad?
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Hard tack & rum me hearty!
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Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?
I’ve turned into a hysterical fountain.
Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?
if we didnt we wouldnt feel our feelings, and we wouldnt get better! -signed the bloke who REFUSES to learn this lesson IRL
What are feelings? I’m only aware of a constant low level sense of dissatisfaction lol
especially with ourselves, right?
Abso fucking lutely
Feeling feelings hurts, but in the end it’s necessary to grow.
Sometimes we just need a big ugly day-long cry.
Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.
Worst super power ever.
Got tea bags or a cucumber?
Over the years, I’ve done all the things.
Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:
Just not as cute.
Sympathy! I too turn into an utter PuffTroll if I cry. Embarrassing.
Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.
I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂
hugs 😘
Question: Who lives in a multicultural household? Tell me some stories please.
Been hooking up with a hot Spanish guy, I’ll report back when he becomes my husband.
Espero que todos tus deseos se hagan realidad.
(Hope all your wishes come true)
Probably don’t do Arriba Andale!
Muchos caliente vias con Dios cabron
I love this
Wife is Balkan Aussie and I’m central European Canadian
Her family is loud as fuck and don’t know how to hold a conversation about anything other than other people.
Hahaha. I know the feeling. Arabs are fucking loud and their 10 kids. Jesus Christ.
Honestly Balkan people are European Arabs. Just dont call them that.
I mean I do and they hate it cause it’s true.
Bless them, but they’re so backwards it’s kind of hilarious.
I live with a dog and a cat. We have our differences, but are able to bond over our shared love of sleeping.
Does multinational and uncultured count? 😎
Sure.
I have an Italian step family. 5 steps sisters as well.
It’s a loud family.
Gosh. You win. 😂
I do have a good story though. One of them were going on a date one night and I was there with them trying to get some homework done for uni.
Gosh she must have been nervous and eager for the her date, she left her fly open. 😄
I have retired to bed, like a boring old fart. Everything is too loud after work in an occasionally quite noisy factory. Sometimes when I come home and I’ve done all my jobs (dinner etc) I can’t wait to leave the living areas of the house. Everyone’s enjoying themselves being noisy with Xbox and tv and I’d just be a killjoy asking people constantly to turn it down. I need peace and quiet to recharge and relax, and it runs counter to everyone else in the house doing their Friday thing.
If I go out on a Friday night of course it will be a little loud but if I stay home I like no drama and quiet enjoyment.
