• Llabyrinthine
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    4 months ago

    Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?

    I’ve turned into a hysterical fountain.

    • TinyBreak
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      Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?

      if we didnt we wouldnt feel our feelings, and we wouldnt get better! -signed the bloke who REFUSES to learn this lesson IRL

      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt
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        What are feelings? I’m only aware of a constant low level sense of dissatisfaction lol

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        Feeling feelings hurts, but in the end it’s necessary to grow.

        Sometimes we just need a big ugly day-long cry.

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          Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.

          Worst super power ever.

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              Over the years, I’ve done all the things.

              Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:

              Rollie Skin Puppy

              Just not as cute.

              • Catfish
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                Sympathy! I too turn into an utter PuffTroll if I cry. Embarrassing.

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                  Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.

                  I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂

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                    Wot? Cry daintily and have a tiny bit of blurred mascara for the movie hero to dab off you?