• Llabyrinthine
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    27 days ago

    Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.

    Worst super power ever.

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        27 days ago

        Over the years, I’ve done all the things.

        Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:

        Rollie Skin Puppy

        Just not as cute.

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          27 days ago

          Sympathy! I too turn into an utter PuffTroll if I cry. Embarrassing.

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            27 days ago

            Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.

            I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂

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              27 days ago

              Wot? Cry daintily and have a tiny bit of blurred mascara for the movie hero to dab off you?

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                27 days ago

                Hahaha, if it was a sport, some people would be the Roger Federer of crying.

                Well, I should start a club. Ugly criers of the planet… UNITE!