• Llabyrinthine
    5·
    3 months ago

    Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.

    Worst super power ever.

      • Llabyrinthine
        4·
        3 months ago

        Over the years, I’ve done all the things.

        Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:

        Rollie Skin Puppy

        Just not as cute.

        • Catfish
          3·
          3 months ago

          Sympathy! I too turn into an utter PuffTroll if I cry. Embarrassing.

          • Llabyrinthine
            2·
            3 months ago

            Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.

            I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂

            • Catfish
              1·
              3 months ago

              Wot? Cry daintily and have a tiny bit of blurred mascara for the movie hero to dab off you?

              • Llabyrinthine
                2·
                3 months ago

                Hahaha, if it was a sport, some people would be the Roger Federer of crying.

                Well, I should start a club. Ugly criers of the planet… UNITE!