• Llabyrinthine
    10·
    3 months ago

    Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?

    I’ve turned into a hysterical fountain.

    • TinyBreak
      6·
      3 months ago

      Why has not evolution equipped us off switches?

      if we didnt we wouldnt feel our feelings, and we wouldnt get better! -signed the bloke who REFUSES to learn this lesson IRL

      • GibsonhasafluffybuttEnglish
        4·
        3 months ago

        What are feelings? I’m only aware of a constant low level sense of dissatisfaction lol

      • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
        4·
        3 months ago

        Feeling feelings hurts, but in the end it’s necessary to grow.

        Sometimes we just need a big ugly day-long cry.

        • Llabyrinthine
          5·
          3 months ago

          Sadly, I’ve inherited the bloated face that lasts two days as a reward for my ugly crying tears.

          Worst super power ever.

            • Llabyrinthine
              4·
              3 months ago

              Over the years, I’ve done all the things.

              Reduces somewhat, but I still look like:

              Rollie Skin Puppy

              Just not as cute.

              • Catfish
                3·
                3 months ago

                Sympathy! I too turn into an utter PuffTroll if I cry. Embarrassing.

                • Llabyrinthine
                  2·
                  3 months ago

                  Commiserations. It’s the absolute worse if you have to work.

                  I just can’t cry elegantly. Quite annoying, really. 😂

                  • Catfish
                    1·
                    3 months ago

                    Wot? Cry daintily and have a tiny bit of blurred mascara for the movie hero to dab off you?