It’s starting to sink in now. I think I was a bit in shock yesterday.
God I can’t wait to start!
You mean the cafes closure? Same…
Ohhhh your job! Yes!
ooooooh whats the new position?
Technical account manager!
Oh sick, that sounds awesome! So a bit of tech but not support thats sick.
Thanks man! It’s still an MSP but mostly client work and doing planning for their tech roadmap.
I can do client stuff easily, but I’m not getting too excited until after the first month lol
Congrats!
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Sorry to hear… :(
Is putting a chair back to the door help at all?
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Baku you should get a wedge for your door. Super cheap and very effective.
stopped the shit outta my overbearing mother from catching me with my girlfriend back in the day.
I just found out there’s an ATV Buggy fun course not too far from my home.
You drive over jumps, through tunnels, water obstacles, over cars and lots more!
…I’m gonna die spectacularly
have you done the rally experience thing? that is AWESOME!
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋Ein Kaffee, bitte! 💜
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🥛☕️🧀🥪🧀
A hot dog please and thank you.
🌭
A suitably portable brunch meal that won’t take too long to make
🍱
Bacon taco please Bacon.
🥓🌮
I would like to try a selection of all your fried foods please.
☄️🥨🥓🍳🍗🥩🍟🥞🥟🍤🍘
A coconut drink and a cookie, please!
🥥🍪
Thank youu!
An oil change and rotation please.
🛢️🎡
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Oh no! Here’s an NFT worth twice that.
A surprise for elevenses, please chef
🍄🍄🟫🪺
Delicious, and now I can see time!
Oh shit yeah!
2 x 2 scoop protein shakes and maybe a piece of chocolate for being good?
🥣☕️🍫
new york tropical fruit salad in a cup please
🗽🍍🥭🍌
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I would’ve but it is after eight and your promise of riot is too attractive to pass
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During lockdowns I found a website 1001 Albums to listen to before you die.
I try to do an album a day during the week, but sometimes cannot be bothered.
It’s definitely broadened by musical horizons, but has also introduced me to some absolutely crap (yes I know music is subjective) that is somehow popular.
Definitely suggest it to everyone.
I am the cold. I slept bad. I had delicious left over pizza for breakfast and lunch. Mixed feelings about today
what kind of pizza?
Zucchini, eggplant, olives, oregano, garlic with non-dairy cheese.
The non-dairy cheese this place uses is really really strong in cheese flavour, which isnt ideal but it’s still good.
That sounds delicious.
It waaas.
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That feeling of safety should hopefully return soon back to 100%.
Such a fucked situation that no doubt people in these agencies should have prepared for.
Don’t let them get away with not replacing your stuff. That’s the least they can do.
I already had a fairly low opinion of the department of human services. And yet they still continue to fuck up.
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DFFH always sounded like someone trying to say DHHS with a potato in their mouth, which is apt
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It’s got 1984 (the book) vibes. The Ministry of Fairness.
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Classic dystopia novel. It’s not a long read I read it in high school at your age.
put that knife away, why are you leaving a weapon out for possible assailants
put wedges under your doors
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don’t be foolish, you can’t be awake 24 hours
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what about stealthy people?
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All this stuff doesn’t fall under the normal category, you were a victim of crime, which sucks but is not your fault.
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it happens
I change computers and lose passwords to email accounts, then what ever is attached to that email is basically fucked
at least i don’t have anything on my phone and I use bluetooth as little as possible and never ever use public wifi
echo and that stuff, not in a million years
even so, I do have various shopping accounts
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there is not much on my phone , no bank, no gov, no myki, few apps, no location tracking, i keep wifi and bluetooth off when out
but I’m sure if someone was determined they could hack easily
I do have phone numbers
Bit of a server struggle to load the page just now. Anyway just finishing my last solid food pre-surgery. I hope porridge and a protein shake count as a light meal.
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I hope you’re doing well and off your face @[email protected]
Surgery good. Hospital sucks.
Think of it as a budget hotel. 👍
More a hostel with lots of beeping. The three other people in my area having speakerphone conversations.
The beeping is utterly maddening. How the hell is anyone supposed to sleep?!
With ice cream and drugs and jelly and more drugs.
No ice cream, no jelly, the vege meal looks like spew.
And wait staff
sending healing vibes across the ether 🧠⚡💓
I think in our case the ether is the Yarra.
mornin’
Why hello there 🥓
🐈
I dropped my kid and her friend off at the station and I said “watch out for gypsies tramps and thieves”.
And I got nothing back. Not even a smile.
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Bitches, eshays and sketchy people
Oh man. I love that song, totally forgot about it until now.
But every night all the men would come around
And lay their money downDespite being her first solo No 1, that song did not survive outside the 70s, I’m afraid.
Hey, it lives on in my house on a Friday night thanks.
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Do you believe in life after love?
I can feel something inside me say…
Oooooo I have that sound effect on my microphone 🎤
I really don’t think you’re strong enough nooo
Touché Cher.
Today’s “you must’ve had a shit day mate” award runner up prize goes to the young bloke in hi viz who exited his car as it was at a 30 degree incline on the back of a tow truck and had to climb down.
The winner goes to whoever is gonna be held responsible for the Derrimut factory fire.
On a brighter note, some really lovely news, I received a surprisingly chunky bonus from one of my jobs (despite not being there that long). I have the option of salary sacrificing it or having it paid out as taxed wages. I would’ve liked to put it all to super but frankly I could do with liquid cash atm. Buys me more time later in the year for when I can’t work as hard.
Now to whip up some hearty green curry. So good for throwing all the veg in!!
I got an email this morning to say my passport is on its way and the tracking number hasn’t updated on their system so I don’t know if it’s coming today or not but I’m super excited anyway.
Are you going on a holiday?
Yes
Hopefully we can get a few days in New Zealand this year. Next year Japan.
Beautiful.
I heard there was a great place to grab breakfast around here. Lots of bacon. Can anyone tell me where to find it?
It is now a fancy food truck. You don’t find it, it finds you.
I am worried about the one that turns up in front of my house after eight.
Does it play Mr Whippy music?
