Sorry catfish, noticed you’re out of blinker fluid. Gonna need to get that replaced before you can leave I’m afraid. Can’t let you leave without it - it’s unsafe and I don’t want to be sued when turn into someones lane. That’ll be $1,475, thanks. Cash or card?
Does the closure of the cafe mean you can no longer make my favourite - a mars bar wrapped in bacon, dipped in blue, white, and red food colouring, breadcrumbed, deep fried, wrapped in an american flag, covered in 17 layers of chocolate, breadcrumbed again, deep fried, dipped in more blue, white, and red food colouring, and served with little american flags on a stick?
I’m sorry bac bac, but if you’ve discontinued my fave, I will need to riot.
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A hot dog please and thank you.
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Ein Kaffee, bitte! 💜
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Chai latte and a toastie with all the chiz plz chef
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A coconut drink and a cookie, please!
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Thank youu!
Bacon taco please Bacon.
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I would like to try a selection of all your fried foods please.
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A suitably portable brunch meal that won’t take too long to make
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An oil change and rotation please.
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Sorry catfish, noticed you’re out of blinker fluid. Gonna need to get that replaced before you can leave I’m afraid. Can’t let you leave without it - it’s unsafe and I don’t want to be sued when turn into someones lane. That’ll be $1,475, thanks. Cash or card?
Oh no! Here’s an NFT worth twice that.
A surprise for elevenses, please chef
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Delicious, and now I can see time!
new york tropical fruit salad in a cup please
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Oh shit yeah!
2 x 2 scoop protein shakes and maybe a piece of chocolate for being good?
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Does the closure of the cafe mean you can no longer make my favourite - a mars bar wrapped in bacon, dipped in blue, white, and red food colouring, breadcrumbed, deep fried, wrapped in an american flag, covered in 17 layers of chocolate, breadcrumbed again, deep fried, dipped in more blue, white, and red food colouring, and served with little american flags on a stick?
I’m sorry bac bac, but if you’ve discontinued my fave, I will need to riot.
I would’ve but it is after eight and your promise of riot is too attractive to pass
Oh. Well I don’t really know how to riot, I think I need more people for a proper one. Otherwise I’ll just look like a crackhead