• TaleyaEnglish
    15·
    2 months ago

    Hubs just destroyed incel ideology by pointing out danny devito fucks and I can’t stop laughing

  • CEOofmyhouse56
    13·
    2 months ago

    Got a crook back today and it’s not even a shagger’s back. How sad is that.

    • MeanElevatorEnglish
      8·
      2 months ago

      As far as everyone else is concerned it’s 100% shagger’s back.

        • MeanElevatorEnglish
          6·
          2 months ago

          It’s someone’s birthday though. Might as well celebrate that.

          • CEOofmyhouse56
            4·
            2 months ago

            True. I’ll celebrate opening a new box of tissues so you don’t need to tell me twice.

        • Pilk
          2·
          2 months ago

          I thought birthdays are for shagger’s neck

          • CEOofmyhouse56
            3·
            2 months ago

            Shagger’s neck is for the young and horny in the backseat of a small car.

  • Seagoon_
    12·
    2 months ago

    I walked home through the park and took a great pic of the century plants all in flower. They must be at least four metres tall.

    spoiler

  • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
    11·
    2 months ago

    Love getting a box of Nan’s Christmas bikkies 😍

    so cute and such a treat

    ^Obligatory Cat Tax included^

    The only downside is having to share them with my partner 😂

    • BakuEnglish
      5·
      1 month ago

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    • TaleyaEnglish
      5·
      2 months ago

      What’s this ‘share’ shit? When my elderly friend brings me the traditional Christmas container of chhena jili, chhena poda and other assorted indian delights His Lordship knows that shit is mine, not his.

      • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
        5·
        2 months ago

        One year she made a box up for each of us, I think it was my partners and I first Xmas together. Since then, we’ve become one Cronenberg entity, so we have to share the box now 😂

        With how much I hype them up, it would be against the festive spirit to deny my partner his share 😂😂

        But if your mate, makes you delicious treats, they are yours and his lordship can languish 😂

    • Bottom_racer
      4·
      2 months ago

      That looks very similar to the lonny backbeach with barwon heads in the background?

  • GibsonhasafluffybuttEnglish
    10·
    2 months ago

    Shadows…how do they work? 😾

    Edit: I don’t want to wake up yet damn it.

  • Rusty Raven M
    10·
    2 months ago

    Front yard planting has been done. The augur to go on the drill worked well & made digging holes one handed much easier. I was very careful to make sure I was wearing gloves.

    A couple of the plants might not have survived the wait, but I planted them anyway in case they are able to regrow from the roots. I’ve just got a few more plants to go in the shady spots and down the side of the house and that will be everything.

  • PeelerSheila
    10·
    2 months ago

    Set up podium tennis. Children have massive fight with each other. Have a few angry hits myself after they storm inside. Why HIT can’t HIT we HIT just HIT have HIT fun HIT like HIT a HIT normal HIT fucking HIT family HIT It was hard to put in the lawn because, although lush and spongey to walk on, the ground is so hard. Gonna need a deeper hole. Brought it in so it doesn’t get rusty when it rains, which it looks like it will soon. Now I feel a bit flat because the fun thing wasn’t fun for them. I’m gonna stop pouting and make some bolognaise I think.

      • PeelerSheila
        11·
        2 months ago

        Actually I think it might be called totem tennis and I miss named it? It’s a pole you stick into the lawn with a tennis ball on a long string attached to the top on a spiral so it spins around when you hit it. You get a couple of bats with it and you can play solo or with two people.

        • BakuEnglish
          5·
          1 month ago

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          • PeelerSheila
            4·
            2 months ago

            Yeah I misremembered the name. Doing that a bit lately whilst not working. Apparently working in a factory keeps me sharp. God help me 🤦🏼‍♀️

            • BakuEnglish
              2·
              1 month ago

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        • Bottom_racer
          4·
          2 months ago

          totem tennis

          ooh I see, had one of those as a kid too and there were fights :)

          I’m finding the cheapo manual auger I got ages ago has made doing clean holes in tough ground a lot easier. Surprisingly seems to be getting more and more use. Could be worth a thought.

          • PeelerSheila
            4·
            2 months ago

            An auger 🤔 I feel like we’ve probably got one somewhere… or is it an awl I’m thinking of? I think I’m remembering we have an awl for making holes in leather etc. Geez, a couple of weeks with no work and I feel like my brain’s turning to mush lol 🚫💡

  • NathA
    9·
    2 months ago

    I’m glad I don’t need to watch the amount downloaded on the home Internet any longer. Between my kid downloading most of his Nintendo Switch library to his shiny new SD card on Christmas night and me downloading 100 GB or so off Steam tonight, it would have blown away whatever limits my account had.

    To think, I took a screenshot of an especially heavy download session one time in the 90’s, where I managed to stay online for almost 24 hours and downloaded 139 MB! One session!

    • GibsonhasafluffybuttEnglish
      6·
      2 months ago

      I hear you. My current upload since I moved into this place is 43tb. And download is 18tb lol

      I remember struggling to download 1.6mb for a shareware game over an hour or so…

      • NathA
        3·
        2 months ago

        I might have 18tb total storage capacity in the house (5 phones, 3 tablets, 5 laptops, two servers, one desktop and external storage). I sure as hell don’t have 43 tb. What the hell are you transferring?

        • GibsonhasafluffybuttEnglish
          2·
          2 months ago

          Mostly Virtual Instruments. One drumkit can be upto 170gb. A piano could be 120gb etc It starts to add up after a while.

          A nightly image of my c drive is created and uploaded as well for safety.

          I have all my important studio projects syncing to google drive in real time.

          And then I have a seedbox running torrents. I have a couple of 10tb server hard drives for storage.

              • Cendana
                3·
                2 months ago

                Probably 50 then.

                Come September you should get 100 up.

                (unless you have the SMB plans which go up to 400 up for maybe $300-400 monthly)

    • BakuEnglish
      1·
      1 month ago

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      • Rusty Raven M
        1·
        2 months ago

        I don’t use a lot of data, so having everything unlimited means all the NBN plans are very expensive for what I use. I’m on a Telstra 5G plan instead, and have found that after I run out of data and they reduce the speed it is still good enough for me to use, so I’m just on their $25 a month plan. I run out of data allowance for the higher speed a week or two into every month. Occassionally if it is very congested and slows more than usual I will switch to using my mobile as a hotspot - I have a $120 a year 120gb plan for that with Catch, and don’t generally use that much data. So my monthly spend for mobile & home internet is $35.

        Obviously if you do a lot of gaming or high resolution video streaming (or just have lots of people in your household) this wouldn’t work, but for general browsing and watching videos on my tablet it is the cheapest option I’ve been able to find.

  • BakuEnglish
    9·
    1 month ago

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