• CEOofmyhouse56
    13·
    2 months ago

    Got a crook back today and it’s not even a shagger’s back. How sad is that.

    • MeanElevatorEnglish
      8·
      2 months ago

      As far as everyone else is concerned it’s 100% shagger’s back.

        • MeanElevatorEnglish
          6·
          2 months ago

          It’s someone’s birthday though. Might as well celebrate that.

          • CEOofmyhouse56
            4·
            2 months ago

            True. I’ll celebrate opening a new box of tissues so you don’t need to tell me twice.

        • Pilk
          2·
          2 months ago

          I thought birthdays are for shagger’s neck

          • CEOofmyhouse56
            3·
            2 months ago

            Shagger’s neck is for the young and horny in the backseat of a small car.