• GibsonhasafluffybuttEnglish
    17·
    28 days ago

    My mate is selling his car because he got a new one and we agreed on a deposit and payment plan.

    I pick up the car on the day before my birthday!!!

    FUUUUUUUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

  • Bottom_racer
    16·
    28 days ago

    So @[email protected] posited an unorthodox application and orientation of onion to a sausage in bread, whereby cutting the onion in rings and encapsulating the snag results in very anchored onion in a sausage in bread situation. Useless Modern god was onion goes under as did the stud, GoonSeagoon was to the side I was on the fence but generally it goes on top. Or so I believed.

    Ravens’ method has proven to me tonight that us mere mortals have been doing it wrong the whole time. it is now a 360 degree experience.

    • useless_modern_god
      8·
      28 days ago

      You mad bastard. You receive a LemmyGold.

      Although I was envisioning deep fried onion rings but that’s just the carnival food fairy whispering in my ear

    • imoldgreeeg
      5·
      28 days ago

      Oh that is the kind of revelation needed during these trying times. That’s fantastic

    • CEOofmyhouse56
      4·
      28 days ago

      This looks like work. Put the onions underneath, on top, I don’t care. It all goes in the same hole.

    • PeelerSheila
      3·
      28 days ago

      How did I not realise that this is the supreme way of sausage consumption? How?

    • melbaboutown
      2·
      27 days ago

      This configuration is simultaneously SFW (OSHA compliant) and NSFW

      It has created a paradox and folded the universe into another dimension

  • just_kitten
    13·
    28 days ago

    I’ve been in full on security blanket mode today trying to block out reality. This is no good. Yes, some things aren’t going well and it’s overwhelming, but I have to exercise the options I do have and keep things in perspective rather than assuming the worst. This is just temporary.

    Okay, out of bed and time to start listing out the things I can do to deal with the things causing me anxiety. #1 is start looking for more places. Time to get on fb after six months and start looking for lease breaks, whatever. Then time to just start looking for a cheap phone to tide me over this stupid total device ban kicking in with the 3G closure.

    • Taleya
      4·
      28 days ago

      Text the number 3 to 3498 if you haven’t already, make sure that your phone will be affected before going through the hassleling.

      • just_kitten
        5·
        28 days ago

        Oh it is 100% affected, reading up on it online it appears that even if I did the required firmware flashes to get it up to the required standard (can make 000 calls on 4G), the telcos are just blocking the model by IMEI regardless. Fark.

        I am too overwhelmed to techify my way out of this at short notice. Have a spare, compatible phone that I use for work that I can pop this sim into now so that the service doesn’t get cancelled. Will just order a cheap burner to tide me over until shit is less jangled

        • Taleya
          4·
          28 days ago

          path of least resistance is your friend in these situations.

  • Seagoon_OP
    12·
    28 days ago

    The first stage of Catladyhood has been attained. I just bought Ted a cat stroller. 🤓🐈‍⬛

  • Seagoon_OP
    12·
    28 days ago

    God help me. I am looking at getting a cat pram for Ted so I can take him walking and easily take him to the vet and groomer. There are also backpacks. 🤔

    I am becoming a cat lady. 🤓

    also, new dinosaur tshirt and some print jeans have been ordered. :) for me, not Ted tho he would probably look adorbs

    • GibsonhasafluffybuttEnglish
      4·
      28 days ago

      I’ve thought about getting the cat backpack but it has to have good cooling and with a little place for her to hide if she wants to.

    • melbaboutown
      4·
      28 days ago

      Do it. The cat pram is so practical, made things so much easier. The $80 generic on eBay does fine (just make sure to line it with something waterproof in case of wee)

      Melbcat hated the backpack because it was tall with a narrow base that forced her to sit up. She got very claustrophobic and balled herself up at the bottom anyway even though it was too small for her to comfortably fit.

      • Seagoon_OP
        5·
        28 days ago

        My thoughts too. Lots of people in the inner city have cat prams because they don’t have cars.

        I agree about the catpacks. Ted is a big breed/boy, he’s heavy and big, he wouldn’t be comfortable and I would get a sore back

        • just_kitten
          3·
          28 days ago

          Sox was carried in a catpack when she came and left my place this time around, she really did not like it and despite being a small cat (just furry) it was not enough for her, she’d have to sit up in it at all times or curl up awkwardly.

          I imagine Ted would need a much bigger one that wouldn’t be feasible. A cat pram is a better idea in the city.

  • Seagoon_OP
    11·
    28 days ago

    I can’t wait to take Ted on walks around the park. I will take so many pics. 🐈‍⬛🤓 I might take both if they can stop trying to kill each other for 30 minutes.

  • TheWitchofThornburyEnglish
    11·
    28 days ago

    For all you Grateful Dead fans, Phil Lesh has died. Finally. More health problems than Medicare, but lasted to 84 which is a small miracle. Will be much missed.

    abc article

  • dumblederp
    11·
    28 days ago

    Woke up to a mangled drivers door lock this morning. They didn’t get in. I’d’ve thought a rusty old van with cobwebs wasn’t worth the effort. Hour after reporting it, Crime Scene Services dropped by for some photo’s, no finger prints. See what happens.

    • Taleya
      8·
      28 days ago

      ain’t the rust part, it’s the van. They thought it was full of delicious fencible tools

      • dumblederp
        5·
        28 days ago

        Just saw the cops at Old Mate’s place with his average suv having been done too.

  • notgoldEnglish
    10·
    29 days ago

    Trash day today. Filling up the trailer with crap to take to the tip. Tetanus is up to date.

  • NathA
    10·
    29 days ago

    I love how you can edit titles with Lemmy.

      • NathA
        1·
        28 days ago

        If I did, I did it yesterday as well only I didn’t notice until today. 😀

        Edit: And Thursday as well!

  • Bottom_racer
    10·
    28 days ago

    Real estate agents walking around next door like vultures pretending like they’re doing something all dressed in the exact same shitty suits.

    E. Just overhead one say we should be able to push this one to the limit which calls for a rave choon

    • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
      10·
      28 days ago

      Insulting to vultures, vultures are actually useful and a big part of the ecosystem. REAs are just like those mozzies that carry malaria