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Looks like I’ve just made my first post ever! 😅🪭 Good morning and goodnight lovely people of the daily thread 🧵🪡
Good Morning! Thank you for posting! ✨
No problem! I was strangely nervous for some reason 🤷🏼♀️
This is too funny. Laneway was not worth it.
Testing positive for both covid and the flu.
oh no, you take care and get better soon
Oh, that totally sucks!
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So we’re back to thinking ‘is this worth getting covid for?’ before we do anything again… yay.
Not me mate. We just didn’t really enjoy the music or the food this year and this is what we’re left with haha. We’ll be there again next year!
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A study of Pepper in packing paper. These make it look far calmer than it was.
What a stunner!!
Like a cross between a mouse and a cat 🥹
So cute!
Edit: I need packing paper lol
I love him.
Dentist complete. Have retained all teeth
Did you take any freebie toothpaste?
Now we’re talking.
I call them stocking stuffers.
What?! I’ve never been offered a toothpaste, what else has my dentist been hiding from me.
Not offered. They’re usually on the counter at reception in a bowl. If they’re not, you gotta ask.
I’m all about the free mini floss packs. Got me onto my favourite brand (Gorilla), that shit works way better than everything else I’ve tried
Nerp, they were running short of it.
You got ripped.
Tax time
Class chickens???
Chicky baby!
OMG OMG OMG
Are you getting chickens? 😍
Haha no. Just my workplace and only temporary for a few weeks.
What manner of fluff is this exactly?
DeliciousAdorable chickenWe know who to ask if we need eggs
If it turns out to be female. If it’s a rooster, then it’s coq qu vin all round I reckon.
Do not eat the baby
Agree. Wait until it grows up.
Due to popular demand all pre orders have been suspended.
Have a nice day.
awww
Reference and police checks are underway for the new role. All goes well should have an offer shortly.
Excited, cause it’s something new. Nervous cause it’s something new. Anxious, cause I really don’t want to meet new people.
Anxious, cause I really don’t want to meet new people.
I feel that. Deep in my soul.
I’ll have a few months to suss things out and hopefully fall into a nice groove.
The new dept seems to be on the younger side, which is fine. I can deal with younger than older, enteenched
sometimes I forget I am old and try to talk to young’un’s 😔
You’re only as old as you think.
I feel older but think younger generally.
Want some buzz words? “Brainrot”, “skibidi toilet” “yeet” and “get on the tiktoks”. You’ll fit right in!
Instead of shaking people’s hands, I’ll dap them up and dab right after.
That ought to raise my respect levels.
Good man! Also dont forget to ditch the ankle socks. Cool kids are wearing higher socks now for some reason.
Can’t forget the onion on my belt too…
that one i dont know haha
+1.
Makes me wonder if that somehow becomes stronger with time…
Lucky Gibson has a vet appointment tomorrow. She’s feeling a bit lousy poor Fluffball.
Took the day off work because fuck it why not.
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A good companion song is
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I tend to feel they go hand-in-hand. Pretty sure I have a J recording somewhere of them being played close together.
Thankyou for replacing my earworm, which was not as musically worthy!
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Yasss!
Alfie has let me know that he plans on releasing books about the Grave Injustices That Cats Face, his first will be highlighting a particularly grievous instance that affects cats worldwide:
Mum Had Ham and She Didn’t Give Me Any! (Okay, She Gave Me a Bit, But I Want MORE).
He feels it will be a Sunday Times Best-seller.
My cats will write the foreword, and give it a five star review!
Ya gotta pay the tax everytime you open the fridge these days.
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I always used to book my appointments on days when I had nothing happening , it was just too hard
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hugs
Well that’s enough news for today. Clive Palmer has a new political party, called Trumpets of Patriots. No this is not a Beetota advocate headline.
I needed to have got off this ride years ago 🤡
I really hope he fails in spectacular fashion, there’s no place in Australia for a trump like party to exist.
Also I’m sick of his ads on tv.
Edit: Just to add he was forced to use this name because he failed to register his United Party name in time.
ffs, that’s like saying Hitler for Patriots in the 1930s
these cunts can just fuck off
Sounds like a bunch of ‘patriots’ farting in synch
“Trumpets” lol where’s my mute? I’m tempted by a violin case for these idiots…
What aggrevates me is that if you agree to do something, actually fucking follow through.
If you don’t want to, then just say so, instead of fucking me around for days.
Fucks sake.
Some people don’t understand that they’re fucking with someone’s life.
I think I need to go shopping for a humorous coffee mug. The DT has inspired me.
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I’m a great fan of supporting Australian endeavours in space
A lot of people in at work early, someone’s playing music from their room and the sound is travelling to me. Usually not so noisy so early I don’t know what’s up today.
To counter it I’m playing Dua Lipa’s Houdini before I go outside.
I 💖 Dua Lipa
Her stuff is so catchy, nice for a pick me up sometimes as well if depending in my mood.
Wish I could print out my brain. Dreamt a manuscript/fresco I’d like to attempt painting, but seriously do not have time right now! Scribbled notes and crossed fingers for future memory it is.
I remember reading Ridley Scott always has 9 projects on the go. And I read somewhere else many artists have ideas and projects that go no where or they drop.
Knowing these things has eased my mind somewhat, I felt like a failure because I would get new ideas before I finished an old one. Knowing this has helped me keep enthusiasm. I also keep a diary.
A brain printer for dreams would be so cool. I love my dreams, I’d miss them if they vanished. But I can never really explain them to someone, so that would be awesome.
