Congrats!!!

I’m sure they’re not worried about disgruntled employees at least, they’ve got a great security team to protect things!

Oh wait…

YYYYEEEAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ah so it’s a teamwork exercise.

Ironically by finishing last would be my guess.

You can get it listnin’

Haha it can be so jarring sitting among friendly happy people when internally i’m all ‘old man yells at cloud’ :D

Come onnnnnnnnnn!!! My fingers, toes and eyes are crossed here!!!

I have one that says ‘Have A Nice Day’ on it, but when you lift it up to take a sip, there’s a big middle finger being raised on the underside for the person across from you to see 🖕

It’s a personal favourite.

My work here is done.

Oh wow I’d forgotten all about that one!

I have Seether by Veruca Salt stuck in my head this morning. No idea why.

Not complaining, takes me back to my uni days, maybe my brain is feeling nostalgic.

If you put soy sauce on them it counts as two serves, don’t ask me how that works but it does.

Interesting. I have a 14-year-old Ozito whipper snipper that still works just fine.

It doesn’t get much use these days because our current place needs something heavier-duty, but I beat the crap out of that thing for a decade and it’s never missed a beat.

I like coffee.

10/11 - the super contribution one got me (by half a percent!).

I hear ya. At this point my whole job is basically people yelling about things completely out of my control or influence unfortunately.

Another fun-filled day.

Mythbusters came up with the perfect solution to this, should be on the front of every bus:

Listening to Died Pretty.

Yes.