Shout out to the legend trying to intimidate me in his new Audi this morning. Bruh I’m in a shitbox hatchback missing more paint than I have emotional issues, you really think I’m scared of you hitting my car? Its 6am, windy AF and I’m doing the limit. The threat of you scratching your +100k car against my 7k (If that!) car aint the threat you think it is.
Hey now, you don’t how stressful his high powered and important life is. Do you know how expensive Audis are and how much bullshit one hast to put up with to afford one??
Next time, get out of his (yeah that’s right…HIS) lane and carry on with your lowly non-Audi-owning life.
Bro is game even driving it around my suburb. I mean its not fankston, but we’ve got more commodores with exhausts cut off than we do BMWs. Dunno whos worse, the teens fanging it or the soccer mums in huge SUVs they never quite mastered.
Similar mix to my hood. Done up cars drive by either young european dudes OR european dudes my age that haven’t grown up yet. SUVs driven by people who can’t drive. Mercs, BMWs and Porsche Cayannes all over…again aggressive and clueless.
The new breed seem to the Rovers. Seeing heaps of them around for some reason.
Must have been the same one riding my backside on the way home. Ugh.
This is the face of, “why are you at home during the week, and where the fuck are my treats homie.”
Whos a handsome boy! Yes he is!
The look of “you better be here tomorrow mfer, I don’t have opposable thumbs and those treats aren’t opening by themselves (I’ve tried)”.
She actually did try!!! I came home the other day and she’d grabbed the treat bag and had been gnawing at it to try to get to them.
Aw sweet Gibson, the beauty of her face and colours is awesome 💜💜
Oh my goodness 😂
The symmetry in her markings is something else 😻
You know, I didn’t notice till I saw this picture!
Aaaaand now 5 of us are sick because old mate came to work sick yesterday.
Fucks sake.
Pee in his coffee mug (don’t do that…)
Conversely…do it
Currently the scores are even 7s. Will or will not Simon siphon?
flirt idea: are you melbourne’s winds? because you are blowing me away
Hey baby are you Melbourne’s winds? Because I want you to keep me up all night blowing and banging
This might work if there’s a high level of intoxication
Just remember to say ‘away’.
NSFW
Babe I appreciate your enthusiasm, but please stop blowing on my face!
🤭💨
I feel like that could go wrong so easily 😅
Good Lord, this headache is so painful. Paracetamol doesn’t touch it, waiting for my partner to come back with some ibuprofen.
Stupid motherfucking teeth grinding. My whole head is throbbing 💀
you can get ibuprofen + paracetamol tablets now, and paracetamol + caffeine.
guessing the migraine havers are in power now lol
TW suicide
Paracetamol doesn’t really affect me, after I tried to off myself with it. I take one, if I have nothing else, but it’s mostly for the placebo affect and I tend to avoid it anyway.
Ibuprofen has helped though!
Fair enough, you should state what the trigger is for though, otherwise it’s no warning!
Ugh I’m so guilty of this too. I had a filling that hurt a little bit, and for some reason, whenever there’s any pain in my teeth, my immediate subconscious instinct is to bite down on the teeth that are hurting
Hugs and hope the ibuprofen helps, and your head feels better soon. I ran out of Nurofen, and swallowable paracetamol, so I’ve been using the aldi “hedanol” recently, which starts dissolving as soon as it touches the sweat and oils in my hand 😐
If you can get to a chemist, try something called “maxigesic”. Take 2, lay down and put your thumbs gently behind your neck
Two tennis balls in a sock actually hit the spots on the average neck juuust right
heat back can help. Can also hurt but if its throbbing maybe worth a try?
arriving back in Melbourne today
That plane landing was a bit gross…
yeah, you don’t want any food or drink nearby
but you are safe and that is the main thing 🙂
yeah its good to be home!
🏡🥰
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Sending hugs.
Old mate next door walking around in circles with a leaf blower.
Love it.
My neighbour is watering and swearing his head off cause the water is going everywhere but his lawn.
I should note, the lawns are still damp from the rainfall last night.
Ya wot mate?
Roof is still on
I was convinced I was gonna walk out to find the pergola gone. It was built by an idiot before we brought the dump so its not exactly structurally sound.
I’m scared to look
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so many hugs, hope she gets better soon
A person with the surname ‘Hands’ logged a ticket today saying ‘Could you please assist me with [blahblahblah]’ and I feel like she missed the greatest opportunity.
as someone with a semi-interesting last night? I bet you hes 100% jack of it.
As someone who copped it through school, yep, I bet.
Well… it’s in. The assignment is in - but I feel so thoroughly muted about it because it turns out my supervisor had to go through what I’d written with a lot of red
inkpixels and rewrite a chunk of it. He wasn’t at all trying to put me down, if anything just help me so I’d get this across the line, but I feel like I have such a long, long, long way to go and I might have bitten off more than I can chew. I really feel quite low about how limited my brain capacity is compared to 5 years ago. Would love to have some kind of win this week to feel better about myself :(As counter-intuitive as it sounds having a supervisor being that interested in laying down a lot of red… is a win :)
For sure, I have been very lucky to have a supportive mentor, I just feel like I’ve failed him (and myself) a bit - but better not to dwell on it, onward we go, even if the end result isn’t really ground breaking or entirely my idea, I’ll have learned something from it I hope.
having a mentor is the most wonderful thing in the world 🥹
I agree, it’s a win.
two things are worse than having someone help edit
someone who gives praise and does nothing when it really does need help
someone who puts down for no reason when the work is perfectly fine
but i get it, it’s a bit of an ego bruise
hugs
so many hugs, sounds like you need a holiday
I really was hoping to go visit my aunt at the end of the month for a break + TLC but it seems like she might have other plans (lots going on in her life as well). I might head to my hidey hole in NSW if she isn’t available. I really would like to unplug for a bit
I have a meeting about the conclusion of my performance agreement at work tomorrow.
It’s at 4pm on the last day of the pay cycle so I’m preparing myself for the worst
🤞
Fingers crossed for you mate 🤞🏾
Got to my early morning grocery delivery before the birds this morning. It was out there for 15 minutes so they must have been busy
I got one of those mealy box things denigrated in the 12am-8am slot, once. It was 11:30 and still hadn’t been put on their truck, so I figured it was gonna be more of a 5/6am delivery and went to sleep. Then at 7 I woke up, and saw a text from 12:23 telling me it had been delivered 😟
Luckily the ice block kept out cool enough I wasn’t too worried, but I’m never making that mistake again!
The gel stuff they use in those deliveries stays cold for a really long time. They’re all enclosed as well so you’ll get no birds in there
Unfurl the sails.
hoist the colours
Say what you want about those last couple of movies and Kira Knightly, but that was an incredible scene.
