This hayfever can eat my fuck
Is that what it is? God damn got the stupid rash back and everything.
Eyes itching, sneezing like mad and phlegmy.
Yeah it’s hayfever baby!!!
The delicious scented jasmine seduced me on my walk yesterday.
The one plant I have vetoed for our garden, to my wife’s dismay.
It’s a choice between me being able to breathe and see, or the jasmine.
Of course, it took her wayyy too long to come to a decision about how to proceed though… 😆
One needs to weigh these important decisions up. Pretty flowers vs whinging.
EVERYONE takes her side on this 😛
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be over here snorting antihistamines.
Jasmine looks pretty, but I can’t disassociate the smell with urinal cakes
Fresh jasmine is delightful. Jasmine in beauty products is yeah urinal cake territory.
It’s great until it’s not
School is great when I get to spend the day with beautiful Labradors! 😍😍
So jealous!
I wish I could post photos, but they’re not my dogs 😭
Mr P finally tested negative this morning. I’m off back to work, broke as a joke! Wish they hadn’t taken away sick pay for casuals, would’ve really helped. I know you get paid a little extra and you’re meant to tuck it away in case you get sick, but in a single income family that ain’t happening.
22 degrease today suns out guns out.
💪
“Eat my fuck” is a delicious phrase that I don’t hear enough of.
I love telling people to ‘eat my fuck’ and watch get offended and confused.
I think it’d more be licking it up than eating… but sure.
Leck mich im Arsch
Mozart’s best
at the time it was rumoured he had a few kinks
the stories about Salieri were also contemporary rumours
I choose to believe that Wolfie was a kinky scoundrel :)
He was , he was also a hard worker from a young age.
Truly his opus magnum
I may have got 92 on my last assignment, but I could raygun this current one. NFI what I am doing.
That’s me usually. Chat gpt is good for prompts so you can get your bum in the right direction.
Hooray that’s the last happy bubble for the retaining wall. Fuck me I need another radox bath I’m not built for that.
I thought I was okay fit but that thing broke me.
but then after you’ve had a cuppa and a sit you wander out to look at it and its’ a rippa.
Did you need to agi behind it?
Did you need to agi behind it?
Very thankfully no :) Dodged a bullet there.
eh, is not so bad. We had to agi behind ours, but grading was easy and I just used a presocked megaflow
Why coffee no work? 😩😴
Make stronger for work better
Eyes closed for much resting make boss unhappy
• Movie was good
• I did not understand the nerdy plot
• I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.
• My brain hurts
• Good jokes• I do not understand the rules of the multiverse.
Thats kind of the point. I think they might’ve even mentioned that in the film haha
Hahaha. Whoosho on my part then.
Deadpool and Wolverine?
It helps if you’ve been following the Marvel universe, but the movie did a good job with exposition I think.
Very entertaining flick.
Yeah Deadpool and Wolverine. I went in a virgin and came out none the wiser. I did laugh lots though.
Learning modules through work are always a terrible experience. Why are they so clunky and difficult to use? They could just be forms with embedded images and videos
State government ones are pretty bad as well, so much time wasting and they require you to click everything on the page to even be allowed to proceed to the next slide.
I did accessibility testing on some when I worked at the DET. They were so bad. All I had to do is be able to use a screen reader and TAB through all the options, so many failed at that.
Apparently accessibility needs to be scoped into these things from the start, they don’t build them with those features in mind
ours is proper dog shit. You can largely just bruit force the answers
😝 The Daily Chair. I gave the chair a rub down using the finest sandpaper and then applied the 3rd coat with long strokes being careful for drips.
It’s look so glossy and awesome. Can’t wait to use it on a daily basis. 🙂
Great Ted Cat update.
Ted asked to have his face brushed and the rest of him brushed too. He likes it and I think he sees the need for it. Sadly he isn’t a low maintenance Neeb he’s a high maintenance Blue Himalayan, which explains his very cute face.
He has knots that we are working on. 😿
Despite mrs b’s lack of enthusiasm, and a little bit more lenience from her than I would like I’ve gotta say the bedtime routine seems to be working a lot better with the kid. That’s night 2 he’s gone down after 2 stories without it being a shit fight. And we’re only 3 days into the routine.
Got my lighter doona out tonight, guess I’m going to play the doona swap game for the rest of spring.
I’m way ahead of you.
I was playing doona swap last night and the night before.
Didn’t sleep till 2am :(
I woke up at about 2 am overheated. Did fall back to sleep, somewhat…
Dark circles under my eyes today though.
Really hoping to get a better night’s sleep tonight. We both could do with it.
Throw a blanket over the doona. Easier to take that on or off as required.
I realised I haven’t had Vegemite in a long time. I’m ashamed to admit it, but it’s been about 1-2 years since I last had it. I remedied that with some Vegemite toast. I dont usually eat breakfast, but sometimes you just need that nice kick to start the day. And it’s useful because it’s actually got some food value, especially with wholemeal or high fibre bread. Unlike most cereals which are essentially just flavoured sugar
Baku ♥️ vegemite
I have vegemite every day! It’s the breakfast of champions, although mine is on a home made spelt sourdough.
Sourdough 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I only have sourdough on a fancy day when I get eggs Benny from a nice cafe. There’s one near be that does a bleeding Jane one or something like that. Basically just eggs Benedict, but they put sriracha in the eggs and over the top. Pretty good with a tall OJ!
It’s easy and cheap to make sourdough at home Baku, a few of us here do it. I’m sure we could set you up with some starter!
I’m not sure I quite have the brain (or consumption) capacity to make bread at home. I usually only eat bread a couple times a week, and wouldn’t eat sourdough enough to be worth it
I love Vegemite on a crumpet. Perfect 10pm snack.
