I just want to lay in my new bed and new mattress and forget work ever exists.
Does it feel like heaven?
It is very comfy. And I have slept so much better.
I thought you had a new better job?
I’ve been in this job for over 2 years now. Wouldn’t say it’s better. Cruisey but frustratinging because basic things are made more difficult in the name of ‘security’. 1 minute jobs take 5 minutes etc.
I am studying education though, but that’s long term.
Sooooo I got the call. It’s sounds promising. I won’t go into too much details because it’s early stages but it is a potential writing collaboration idea I had and they are receptive to the idea.
They’re gonna talk to their people and see if and what can be done and we can work from there. I’m hopeful. It’s going to be so cool if it comes to fruition.
Tasmanian goosebumps?
🤞🤞🤞
I definitely feel different to how I did last week.
I guess, more confident, or maybe sure of myself?
It’s not surprising in a way, but I didn’t notice what I lost now that I have it back.
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That’s incredibly kind of you Baku ❤️ I really appreciate you saying that. It was getting really fucking hard but you can’t give up because what’s the other option?
And it’s all good about replying to what’s been happening for you. It doesn’t bring my mood down at all. I just wish you didn’t have to deal with this bullshit mate.
I think in light of recent events you’re probably super happy and relieved as well.
You’ve been through a lot with the emotional roller coaster and to come out of it on the other side is of great relief.
Get paid, think “hmm that’s a bit much”, check psyslip, per hour is off. Have had payroll biff it up before, so send a quick heads up “oi you typoed and overpaid” boss says “oh yeah forgot to tell you, your hourly rate went up. So did your super”.
On top of the tax cuts that’s an extra $200 in my pocket. Marvellous
Nice one!
Best part is it’s the b’day of friend doing it very tough on disability atm, and i got their paypal deets XD
Pay it forward sister! ❤️
You’re a sweetheart!
My sky pretty has a crane
Now let me explain what this crane is doing.
It is building an exclusive 55yo and older community called st. clare in kew. Shit out of luck if you’re 54 but the joke is on them because the grand kids will visit and you’re back at square 1.
If you squint it looks like a giraffe
Or a Brachiosaurus.
You can find a lot of strange things in Melbourne.
Heh I was thinking the same. Just had a look, Giraffe life expectancy is about 25 yrs… it’s going to have to move on before residents move in.
ah good another eye infection. Love it. The same week daycare jack up their prices they send home headlice and eye infections. Brilliant!
You chose to spawn because…
technically, my contribution was just aiming for the cup… but I take your point.
Here’s an odd one (to me at least).
P’s are going to a funeral tm and everyone has to chip in a $fiddy.
Extremely wealthy family. I’ve never heard of that before. Is that a thing now?
I understand they’re expensive but just never seen that before.
Extremely wealthy and they’re insisting people chip in for a funeral? That’s extremely tacky.
I’ve heard of people asking for donations to a charity rather than flowers, but never for the cost of the funeral.
E: it would be tacky even if they weren’t wealthy
P’s are going to a funeral tm and everyone has to chip in a $fiddy.
Why though? For what?
Entrance fee?
Very odd, I’ve been to a lot of funerals and never have been asked to chip in.
It’s up to the family to organise and decide what to do with the funeral and it’s their responsibility to finance it and everyone’s else role is to pay respects or to celebrate their life.
The only time where I might have to was when they organised a after lunch or something but I didn’t go so no idea if that ended up being split.
yeaaaaaaah nah. Unless its someone I’m super close with I cant see me ever doing that.
Me either - sounds dodgy to me. Is the funeral going to be catered??? If so, why??? Usually funeral expenses are covered by the executor of the deceased’s Will as a first charge on the estate. The whole “after payment of funeral expenses and just dues and taxes” bit that nearly every Will starts off with.
Sounds like the beneficiaries of the estate want to maximise their slice of the pie to me.What? I gave up going to funerals in the late 90s but have never heard of this.
Staying wealthy by being (extremely) frugal? That seems… very weird.
That’d be a pass for me.
Touch the corpse for $200
I have some potentailly really good news coming today. I’m probably jinxing it by even hinting at it now but I’m excited if it happens.
did you also stash a block of chocolate somewhere and forget and now have to hunt it down? Im gonna find it! Its half a block of darrell lea rocky road ffs.
Rocky Road wouldn’t be in my top 10 tbh. :D
Does it involve any prospects of rogering or getting rogered?
No Jolly Rogering at this stage. However, she did say she has potentially exciting news too and waiting confirmation so…stand by…maybe?
I just knocked on wood for you, so that should cancel out your jinx, methinks.
Haha thank you.
Had 3 days off caffeine. Caved this morning.
Back on the caffeine choo choo train.
I’m down to about half of what I used to have and keeping it for earlier in the day, I think it’s working as I’m sleeping better
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My partner always gets a mocha, loves them. I always get a cappuccino.
But the baristas will ALWAYS give ME the mocha, and my partner the cappuccino. Then we swap, in front of them lol.
Just a funny observation of unconcious bias lol
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Home in bed with the dog, weed, oxy and a salmon bagel.
I love salmon bagels, but for some reason my brain saw this:
Rest well!! Hope the recovery is easy and smooth!
Chefs kiss, perfection
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I’ve been informed that it’s Vegas’ 10th birthday on Saturday! I need to figure out what to get him. Think I’ll hit up the butcher but I might have to wait until Saturday to do it so it doesn’t spoil the surprise, because he’ll smell it. I’ll swing by the big pet shop too and see if I can find something he might like.
Edit: Oh it’s also my nanna’s 98th birthday tomorrow. I don’t think she wants anything from the butcher.
Leg of lamb! Old people love lamb.
Everyone loves lamb! Unfortunately, Nanna also lives in Mildura so no lamb for her. Not from me anyway.
Bless Nan on her birthday. Hope she has a good one! 🥂
Everyone loves lamb
Except my mum.
@danwritesbooks @bull
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Did a pantry clean out today. Chucked out so much expired bottled goods, powders, etc… Found a packet of Stroopwafels, out of date by 7 years… Yes, I ate them ,and yes they were great.
Morning! It’s Thursday! Which means it’s almost Friday which means it’s almost the weekend!!! 👌👌😮
Pull a sickie and it’s Friday. Want me to pick up a post surgical assistance requirement note for ya?
Already had a sickie on Monday and got short notice leave day approved for next week 😭 going to have to suck it up. If you can get one with a blank date though…
I forgot to take my douche out of the shower and the plumber is in there.
FML FML FML FML
Edit: not a pipe leak or water ingress. It’s my fucking washing machine. FML FML is the re gonna make me pay for this? Fuck.
Bit rude to call your partner a douche
Fkn LOL!
Lol, been there! not a douche, but another adult toy. They must’ve seen it but said nothing. I said nothing. We all just pretended it didnt happen.
They must’ve seen it but said nothing. I said nothing. We all just pretended it didnt happen.
Same same same same 😭
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I heard the shower turn on, and realised I forgot to remove it all. A douche and a couple of different dildos. I want to cry lol
He was probably admiring the extra-large dragon dildo, thinking of upgrading from his own which is only a large.
He wishes he had one as big as mine lol
Beep Beep 🚚
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Ummm. Thanks. Cheers.
No worries. Have a good day.
You too.
Could I please have a peri-peri chicken burger. with pineapple and beetroot.
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Chef always delivers :) Thank you.
I could do with some fish and chips!
Potato cakes needed too.
Please chef.
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Thanks Chef!
PERFECT timing! I’m on bit of a health kick at the moment, so I’d like a plate of nachos bigger than my head please!
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🌽🛢️🍅🧅🧄🌶️
You are a legend - thank you!
At your service.
Just in time for lunch! Could I please have an emu burger, with blue cheese dressing and a fried egg on it. Hoisin sauce instead of ketchup.
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🐦🔥🍔🔵🟤Thanks!
Our pleasure.
Fisherman’s basket, please! And a shaved ice on the side. Thank you chef!
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We are denying your favourite until you deliver a riot
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Hmm chicken sushi and a bottle of peach ice tea. I’m living on the edge!
Thank you 🙂
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Oversized beef burrito please
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Ooooo my belly…
Deep fried broccoli with blue cheese sauce and some pan fried salmon (on the rare side)
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