• StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
    10·
    27 days ago

    I forgot to take my douche out of the shower and the plumber is in there.

    FML FML FML FML

    Edit: not a pipe leak or water ingress. It’s my fucking washing machine. FML FML is the re gonna make me pay for this? Fuck.

    • TinyBreak
      5·
      27 days ago

      Lol, been there! not a douche, but another adult toy. They must’ve seen it but said nothing. I said nothing. We all just pretended it didnt happen.

      • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
        5·
        27 days ago

        They must’ve seen it but said nothing. I said nothing. We all just pretended it didnt happen.

        Same same same same 😭

      • StudSpud The StarchyEnglish
        8·
        27 days ago

        I heard the shower turn on, and realised I forgot to remove it all. A douche and a couple of different dildos. I want to cry lol

        • Pilk
          11·
          27 days ago

          He was probably admiring the extra-large dragon dildo, thinking of upgrading from his own which is only a large.