My daughter made a new friend today
Ain’t no love like a ginger’s love.
She said it tried to leap into her arms ♥
Muuuuuuum he followed me home - can I keep him?
I’ve been calling him ‘old man’ because it makes me laugh. He is displeased and reminded me he is only 3, going on 4.
He’s still my grumbly, chatty old man though.
He does have an old man face, in a respectful way!
Pretty sure he can be a handsome old man and a little baby kitten at the very same time.
I’d take advice from this wise old man
He looks wise
Apparently, I don’t have enough money in my credit card to pay $0.00 for my kid to go on an excursion:
This is some oldskool software gore content.Hooray! I did not throw up.
Feel for you. Dentists are not fun. Not even close to fun. I have an appointment at the dentist on my birthday next week. The only day available. Poo.
Birthday dentist is mega poo! I’m not scared of them as such, but have a seriously messed up gag reflex which makes it very un fun indeed.
Ditto. Also a needle phobia that just won’t quit. I have to take muscle relaxants before getting vaxed for anything too, or my muscles go into hard spasm and the vaccine oozes right back out. Which is embarrassing and stains one’s t shirts.
I woke her up by moving my foot every so slightly:
And thanks everyone for the pantry tips! Going to go stock up this weekend.
Shame on you!
I see a poo in your slipper in your future.
🤮
You monster. 🤭
Pure evil.
The guilt will never escape you.
Mr Woof has made himself nice and cosy.
There is no dog in this picture
I’ve been walking past the dog’s bed all morning giving him a little pat and talking to him (he likes to bury himself under his doona). I thought “oh you haven’t popped your head up for awhile” so I have a proper look and he’s not even in there. He’s in the kid’s room because they have a time share thing going on.
more pain meds have been taken, then a little more sleep and then I’ll be up
For anyone needing petrol, this is the time to fill up, a good number of petrol stations have jacked up their price for the long weekend already.
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God dammit, best I saw on petrol spy was 1.86 for diesel in Keysborough, which I bought 50 litres of.
Oh damn, thought about that this morning then forgot to do it and I forgot there was a long weekend. Hmm, do I brave the cold and the reversing back out into the traffic 🤔
I just used 7-11’s fuel lock and I’ll take my time doing it next week instead.
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That dude was a dick.
I am very middle aged and I still remember my first “fancy” dinner… I kept.forgetting how to hold my knife and fork and my mate’s mum leant over and helped. I still feel a bit out of place at fancy dinners. It’s fun to play and try new things though.
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I went through a similar thing. I’ve had to teach myself how to do pretty much everything. Like how to shower properly, use cutlery etc. You get the idea.
If it makes you feel better, you’re not the only one having to deal with this crap 🙂
There are probably YT videos.
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Baku, I would’ve played with the flower too 🤷♀️
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For future reference. Yes, it’s edible. No, you don’t need to eat it.
Ignore the guy, he had very bad manners. The best good manners are a smile, please and thank you and a kind heart like greeeg’s friend’s mum.
And that train trip looks really awesome, so jelly. 🥰🚂🦘
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So you had the best manners there after all.
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100%
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Sometimes I read back on a professional email I’ve sent and think - wow I actually sound like I know what I’m talking about. Get me on the phone though and I become a mumbling mess sometimes.
I love the phone. I have a “professional” voice I put on. It’s fun lol
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Love me a good N-class. Used to take these a lot between Gippsland and Melbourne growing up. Shame they’re all V’Locity’s now :(
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Yeah that seems to be where they’re all heading, without so much as a proper re-paint
https://wongm.com/2024/04/retired-vline-locomotives-hauling-freight/
Jelly. I like that trip on a train - did it a few times years ago.
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I’m talking 80s here. I am an ancient monument.
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My late partner came from there - well, a farm outside of town. Until about a decade ago his parents still lived there, they’ve now passed on. When my partner and I took up with each other, I spent a bit of time going up there.
Nellie’s update has landed.
This time we get an encyclopaedic life cycle description. https://perthzoo.wa.gov.au/a-year-in-the-life-of-the-numbat?
… and females receive an augmented termite diet for optimal breeding conditions.
I wanna augmented termite diet!
Is there anything we can do to support Nellie?
Other than give the zoo money? Not that I am aware of. Are you artistic? You could do a Thing for $ with a donation pledge ?
That looks like a good idea. I could do a watercolour of her. 🖌️
@[email protected] please provide recap and review of your dinner/margarita last night. Also did you accept, wear and bring home a sombrero?
Well, first I didn’t get the sombrero. I did see the fish bowl though, that was fucking huge. I got 2 margaritas, one strawberry, one mango. The strawberry was ok. The mango did not taste like mango. Did not expect them to come from a slushie machine.
The food was good. Prawns were great
Stuffed jalepeno were really good
And Chile fries were really good
I would definitely get these again but take away so I can make proper margaritas at home. The fajita was ok not great because the meat wasn’t tender. Good experience 3.5/5
