so, who knew, but I have been going through some stuff lately and it turns out you lot are my safe space. I love you awesome nerds!
I’m not a nerd. I’m a weirdo though. Just wanna clear that up.
Cheers everyone 🍺
Happy 21st birthday @[email protected] 🍺
Thank you for getting my age right! Everyone else and my license keep getting it wrong
Ayyyyyye happy birthday!
Happy birthday Bull!
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Happy b’day!
Cheers
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It’s book release day!. Yay!
Will purchase tonight. I really enjoyed Revenge of the Flightless. This one looks like fun too.
Aww thank you!
Today was a new record, woke up at 7:30 but didn’t leave the bed - not even to go to the bathroom - until 6pm. I have completely checked out of all my obligations and requirements today… wasn’t gonna make me feel better with no food or water, but I don’t feel substantially worse either.
At least I’ve got dinner with me now - a nice hearty Moroccan tagine packed with veggies, and some pappadums - dragged the laptop back to the bedroom and gonna binge watch stuff until I fall asleep. Maybe I’ll start with the movie CODA since I’ve been on an apple+ run lately (🏴☠️, of course)
I think this is my body just going “you sorted out the car and job. NOW RELAX”
Do you have an actual tagine because I want one but they’re so awkward to store in a tiny kitchen?
Nah, this was premade, I’ve never made one let alone with an actual tagine…
I hope you enjoy it.
Wow. That’s impressive.
Sometimes you have to listen to your body and let it rest when it needs it.
Dinner sounds yummy!
It’ll be even more impressive if you can get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight.
Check out a show called “Tales from the loop” if it’s on Apple+
Late reply, but this sounds right up my alley! I’ll definitely check it out.
It’s crazy how much power a dream can have on us.
Had one with my old man in it and I was a kid.
Felt the exact same terror I felt when I was that age. There’s this look he’d give me and I knew I was absolutely fucked.
I woke up semi hyper ventilating.
Even after all this time, even as a grown man, you never forget that stuff I guess.
I’m getting child abuse vibes. Am I reading into this too much?
Nah you’re not. It was random acts of violence.
Makes you hyper vigilant as an adult.
It’s that time of the evening. There’s more work that needs to be done, but that’s next week’s problem.
Now it’s time for wine and pizza
Cheers mate 🍺
By the way where you from? It’s ok if you’re not from Melbourne because we loves strays. Just curious.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @[email protected] I’m currently up in Sydney, but I was born and raised in Melbourne (and travel back as often as I can).
Cool mate. Love having ya here.
If I were Prime Minister, I would make it law that if a Public Holiday falls on a Tuesday/Wednesday or Thursday, than the rest of the week is also a day off. Who has the motivation to work today?
feels like Sunday, just want sleep
I’m genuinely surprised and impressed at how many people are at work today. Granted, there is a lot going on right now. But still - hardly anyone took the day off.
Today shall be known as “International Unholy Amount of Gravy Bucket Friday Day”
Mark your calendars and secure your chippies.
Yesssss woo hoo 🎉
Will there be mayonnaise?
As you wish
Thank you. 😋 yum
The first thing the Seagoons do when they go back home to Belgium is go to the friterie near Grande Place. Cones of chips with mayo and little forks to eat them with
Delicious 😋
I believe birthday wishes are due to @[email protected]
I raise my horn to Bull. 🥳 h b’day
Happy birthday Bull! 🎂
Thank you and other repliers! 🥰
Happy birthday, Bull! 🎂
@Catfish @Seagoon_ @melbourne Happy birthday Bull!🍹🍾🎂🎁🎉
Shit neighbours are having a loud bluey outside.
Time to go out there and glare at them.
Yes, I’ve done it before.
Yes, they’re scared of me.
Oi! Knock it off ya feral cunts!
More like ‘Shut the fuck up, or I’ll fuck you both up’
They got the message.
Hehhhhbahahhaa yesssss - true chaotic good dad-energy
Rest of the neighbours will back me up 100% but they need a large person (me) to initiate.
Ooooo let me translate that for you into bogan.
Garn which one of you cunts wants a knuckle sammich? Who wants to smell the cheese?
I’m okay with boganese.
They’re very brave until they get close enough to judge the size difference.
Got a ‘Sorry mate, we’re alright’ from it.
The dude looked genuinely worried that his arse was mine.
Methinks we’re friends now.
Oi wadaya fink this is? Fuckin’ bush week ya fuckin mongrels.
My neighbour had been doing tons of loud renos at all hours for months . He seems to have stopped the past week or so. Thankfully.
Other neighbours were starting to shout at him 😬
Good news: the auction place will take most of the furniture that can’t fit into the new place that I don’t want.
Bad news: I have to take it myself.
Good news: it should fit into the new car, and my lawn guy and occasional helper will drop by and help me load up the car.
Bad news: trying to get my Google profile for the business verified and none of the methods work. This is frustrating as I’m using the practice room as a sorting hub after I cleared it yesterday.
Good news: I stress cleared the pile of crap I scooped off the floor and slung into a very large bag and most of it is now in the bin.
Bad news: I have a headache bordering on a migrane and I really can’t stop to indulge it.
Good news: the old cooking chocolate seems to be helping. ;)Here, have a cup of gravy on the house ☕
Ta! glug
PSA: Dine cat food is half price at $4.50 for 7×85g at Coles this week. Meow Meow
Just learned what a Tesla cybertruck looks like. It’s comical. I think Elon must have presented the designers with a crayon drawing he made when he was 6 years old, and said ‘this, but in silver’.
Not only does it look dumb af, it is also so very poorly made. Like the designers saw all the improvements to cars made over the last 70years and threw it all out. Brake issues, everything is fragile, no sensors for the boot (it will literally chop ya fingers off if you get them caught when it’s closing), the windshield isn’t safety glass, etc. It’s just a shitshow. I don’t understand how they can be driven legally here; they’re a deathtrap.
Look up the history of the Ford Pinto sometime. Car makers.
@Thornburywitch @StudChud The Pinto was a car so awful that it made Ralph Nader a national public figure. But that’s a whole different story — we’re talking about dodgy cars, and not dodgy election systems that don’t have preferential voting.
@StudChud @SituationCake Amen. And while we’re at it, let’s also put the boot in and twist the knife, on blinding headlights, please and thankyou.
What the hell happened to quality, science, etc?
Elon knows nothing about science, or anything of substance, he’s a true nepo-baby cunt surrounded by yesmen.
Agree. I’m torn though, because for all his massive faults and huge I’m a dick-ness, he has pushed space technology forward at a time when it was stagnating.
@calhoon2005 @StudChud @melbourne He put up the cash to do it, but it’s been Gwynne Shotwell running the show day-to-day, and the really smart engineers and rocket scientists reporting to her who have done all the work.
Now.
If you want to see what happens when Elon’s in charge directly, just look at what’s happened to Twitter since he bought it.
Yes. Agree.
@calhoon2005 @StudChud ahh the unhomed millions must feel nice and cosy at the thought of some space technology
@StudChud @calhoon2005 at a massive human cost (look up deaths lost limbs etc for SpaceX) all for huge personal not public gain.
I would rather have freaking slower progress
It’s literally The Homer from a 35 year old Simpsons episode
Seeing that episode when it aired, as compared to seeing it now, with two kids in the car…hits different. It’s genius.
Is there anyone who thinks it looks cool?
Cyptobros and Tatertots. Elon-Suckups and NFT-buyers. I think that covers the Cyber truck buyers.
‘Tatertots’ - love it! I’m stealing that, it’s perfect 😂
@Seagoon_ People who can’t see Mad Max is fiction (or wish it wasn’t)
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Hi chef. Unfortunately I’m feeling a little under the weather today. Perhaps some chicken soup?
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Honey lemon tea, miso soup, and your best antiviral tonic
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I could go a good hot goat curry. And some lime pickle please.
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That ought clear my head! Thanks.
Cake & coffee please.
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Thanks.
Homemade Anzac biscuits and a decaf cap with 2 sugars. Thanks 😁
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Even my stubby holder confirms the correct term: PARMA!
Never ever will I call it a -shudder- parmi 🤢
Fuck yeah. Parmi sounds like something a teenage boy does under his sheets in his bedroom at night.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @StudChud @melbourne Parmas, not parmis.
And while where at it…
It’s a pot of beer, not a schooner.
It’s a potato cake, not a scallop (?!?!).
It’s a freeway, not a motorway.
They’re bathers, not toggs.
The biggest city in Australia is called Melbourne, not Sydney.
And if Teddy Whitten isn’t either playing or coaching, then it’s not really State of Origin.
I think you spelled pint wrong
It’s a pot of beer.
No that’s called a tease.
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Pint is a pommy word for I don’t give a fuck how much is in there.
Whoa. You are from here. Home of the dim sim!
Oh and Teddy has unfortunately passed so not possible he’s doing either.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @melbourne Exactly.
You can’t have a real State of Origin without Teddy Whitten *glances at the NRL*
Ted jr 👍
A-farkin-men! 🙌🙌
Oh it’s definitely Parma, all day, everyday.
Parmi is a big no no!
Parma 4 life. And potato cake.
My personal view is that, given the spelling of parmigiana, parmi is the correct shortening of the word. But it sounds stupid. So the contraction of parma is a much better option, but should technically be written as parm’a. But that looks stupid. I blame the entire problem on the Italians, we wouldn’t be having this argument at all if they just did the sensible thing and called it a schnitzel pizza.
I’d be happy calling it a parmo. Parmi/parmy no way in hell.
I saw a menu ad at a CBD pub recently that advertised a Chicken Parmi. I shuddered. This is how to lose customers.
