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Oh man, I’m so embarrassed. It was my birthday yesterday and many beers and cocktails were had. In my drunken stupor I mistakenly texted the word ‘fuck’ to my mother-in-law in the UK. I was mortified when I realised but it was too late, she’d already seen the message. I am cringing just typing this.
Quick! Send one with “cunt” so she forgets about the message saying fuck!
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edit: but also happy bday :)
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Copying this work of art for future tactical swearing
tell her you were hacked
Left the phone unlocked at the pub.
Happy 21st Birthday for yesterday. 😉 🎉
Happy birthday for yesterday 🎂🎉
Happy Burfday !! May you enjoy continued orbits around the sun☺️
Happy birthday! 🍷Hair of the dog?
🎂🍾🍻🎉🎀🎁 Happy Birthday to you!
Goals for today
Chuck a sickie - done
Grab coffee and pastry from Lebanese bakery
Purchase new Assassin’s Creed game
Get high and play new game
I aspire to be as mean and elevatory as you some day…
Both are achievable grasshopper
Have my start date for the new job!!! One last fuck you to my current head is taking a week of annual leave and peacing the fuck out.
I has done a pizza
Was hot only got half way through rest is for tomorrow… had jalapenos, that bullseye sauce and some home fermented habanero sauce.
Hawt.
that looks really good 🤤🤤🤤
Suddenly I am ravenous!
Sooo delicious looking!
fermented habanero sauce…
I’m sorry, but what? Where can I find that?
Made about 5 litres of the stuff 2 yrs ago.
Bit similar to the byron bay chilli co. sauce you can get from woolies.
Don’t even eat meat but I gotta say that looks very very well made. Do you have a wood fired oven?
I wish I had a wood fired oven :(
I’d be all over that without the rubber O-rings
That looks awesome!
Oh wow!
Holy shit…it’s only 1030 and my goals have been achieved.
I fucking rule
Enjoy the morning high :P
It was glorious. Been too long since I did a day bake.
There’s a guy I work with whose lunch becomes a community experience very often.
He’s Korean and his wife is an excellent cook, so the transition from “his lunch” to “Food For The People” is swift
Yum.
Tried talking to my parents about how shit my mental health is.
I only got to talking about how I feel, not some of the things that were bothering me and was met with,
“Grow up!”
And
“Oh no, is an ant crawling on you again,”
And
“Just get off social media,” (which I have reduced my intake of)
So I don’t know if I’m just bad at communicating how I feel. I think it’s because I got emotional, and that made them might’ve made them feel threatened.
Some parents are not going to be a good choice to talk to about mental health. It’s hard to process this about someone you want to share stuff with, but it’s better to accept it. It can worsen mental health if you try to open up to someone and they belittle you. Do you have other people who you can talk to?
many big hugs
it’s not you
one would hope expressions of feelings would be responded to with empathy and caring
I don’t have good advice here but for me I understand what you’re feeling. It’s rough.
Today turned to shit. I’m going to sit in the sun until I feel better
The “no” voting reply guys are relentless and, call me paranoid, it’s hard not to conclude that we’re being subjected to some kind of large scale attack.
And could we just be the testing ground for disinformation campaigns that will really kick off for the 2024 Presidential election?
I feel like this happened before with the gay marriage referendum? Or is it worse?
I tend to tune the background noise out
I was quite involved in the marriage equality campaign, it was nothing like this! This referendum is way, way worse.
I definitely don’t remember the same amount of no propaganda in public/publicly visible areas with the marriage equality campaign. Fucken stickers pasted on the inside of one of the trams I took today - someone had torn as much off them as they could but it was all “urban Aboriginals getting more handouts” and “this will divide Australia”. Nothing that vicious and pervasive for the marriage equality thing
Have a look at their account age and posting history, I reckon there’s totally a disinfo campaign going on. Mostly I blame the evangelicals but there’s a lot of people who benefit from conservatism enough to maintain it.
Voter manipulation is already a thing. Have a look at the Cambridge analytica documentary, The Great Hack, on Netflix. In one country, they did a campaign to convince young voters to not vote out of protest (now if you apply the tiniest bit of logic, not voting is the worst way to protest anything, you are letting the opposition win unopposed). But people fell for it and it swung the election against the targeted demographic. Victory for the manipulators. So yeah, it’s real. Aspects of the no campaign are using similar tactics with ‘don’t know vote no’, convincing people to give up their participation. Be very very wary of people trying to convince you of staying ‘unknowing’ or throwing away your vote. On any topic.
The point isn’t to change the vote, the point is they are creating social division.
Absolutely, whip up division to keep the proles distracted.
I saw a young asian man today wearing a red robe (silky or satiny) with a thing black belt and a silver or white cirular embroidery of a dragon or Phoenix design on the front. It was over his normal clothes.
I was with my son, in the car, on the way home from his martial arts class. We both noticed the man and decided he looked like a mega cool modern warrior monk. Going shopping (he had his phone and a personal pull-along shopping trolley).
Maybe he was going to or from some traditional performance or practice. Either way, he looked cool, triggered our imaginations and made our day.
Shoutout to the 2 people at woolies just then who were displaying majestic coinslots looking for pasta sauce on the bottom shelf and the horrified older couple walking past. You made my day.
Also this Pelargonium thing is in full swing
PSA: Today I found out how to cook easy peasy cheesy crusted crumpets. And they are YUMMM. Strong recommend. Perfect with a light fruity white wine, or possibly a crisp light beer.
Well you can’t post that comment and then not share the recipe/method, come now.
OK, if you insist. I only have a flat surface sandwich press, so don’t know if this would work with a ribbed one. Probably would.
Put crumpets on heated press base side down until underside is crisp. Flip and do other side until golden brown. Remove, butter lightly, and top with a couple of slices of pickled gherkin, and then about 1 cm thick of shredded tasty cheese (or two slices thick of sliced tasty cheese). Put back on sandwich press, cover tops with a strip of baking parchment paper and put the top of the press down and leave for at least 5 mins. The cheese melts, and forms a beautifully crispy top to the crumpets and another crispy cheese frill around the base of each crumpet. When it starts to smell ALMOST burned, remove with spatula, and devour. Even the drips are tasty. And there are lots of drips so plate/napkin/apron is essential. Next time I try this I’m a gonna put some hawt sauce under the cheese and pickles.May you be blessed for the rest of this life and all those to come for your guidance - blessed with delicious cheesy crumpets especially. This is a genius idea getting the cheese to go through the holes but also stopping the top from getting burnt or stuck! I’ll have to try this some time soon for an indulgent breakfast.
Praise to the deity that invented parchment paper! I am merely the conduit for this eternal wisdom.
I wanted to say something important regarding aliens and climate (we’re fucked) and shit but I think my true belief is in carbohydrates I need these carbs.
Ohhhh i hate the idea of alien saviours so damned much it’s just hanging our species’ ‘daddy save me!!’ issues on another hook
If aliens existed they probably would come as pest control, to prevent us spreading this bullshit through the galaxy and destroying more planets.
Yesterday was abysmal. Lost an earbud tip, lost one of my earrings, got stuck in the rain, but I walked 11k steps AND that stool I bought was such a brilliant idea!
But time for PAX day one, hope y’all have a fantastic day!
Totally off topic, but a few nights ago I was listening to an audiobook about the start of the zombie apocalypse from the perspective of a group of people who had a stand at Comic con. They were all trapped in there as everyone turned to zombies and ate eachother.
I hope you have a fantastic time ❤️
The Last Stand of the California Browncoats, by Mira Grant. I’ve read that
Yes!!! Im listening to the Newsflesh combined works, which is all of the books from that universe chucked together. It’s great
That sounds ridiculous. I’ve gotta give it a read/listen then.
Edit: also thank you! It’s big three days of talking to people and telling them “sorry you can’t get in without a ticket” and thinking “why did you decide to ship your badge to you via auspost when you could’ve just… Brought it here with you?”.
Exercises completed. Loving the intense 5 minute workout, but I know it’ll get progressively longer. Did some shopping for Mr Ps birthday lunch/dinner tomorrow (he wants roast chicken) and some extra gifts and cards, gift wrap etc. Made sausage rolls when I got home, which I haven’t done in a while, while the Elder narrated The Walking Dead to me as I cooked. Elder loves my sausage rolls, I made them party sized and he had about 8 of them! Sent some in to MIL. Did a couple of loads of washing. Then showed Miniest how to make garlic butter and then turn rolls into garlic bread. She made me a coffee all by herself! 🥹 I tried to keep busy because I’m so used to working Fridays and I didn’t want to think about it too much. Mr P will go out for a smoke at some point and we’ll wrap the gifts… I love birthdays (with the one exception being my own. I just feel awkward, and then it seems to be over fairly quickly).
