Bot appears to be napping, so today’s thread is brought to you by the colour thirteen, the number puce, and the total fabulousness of the Numbat numbats

  • Taleya
    14·
    1 year ago

    Dear bunnings:

    Please include in your app an option to exclude all fucking marketplace crap. It’s a glorified shopping list, i don’t need to see shit you don’t have.

    Especially when it drowns out actual store stock you great fopping twats

  • CEOofmyhouse56
    12·
    1 year ago

    1. Marge!

    2. Sky so pretty

    3. What is this place?

    4. Say hi to my cat

    5. I need a coffee

    Melbourne dt wrapped 2023

    Brought to you by numbats and weekday bot #001.

    • PeelerSheila
      5·
      1 year ago

      With honorable mentions going to “I bought a thing” and “so this is my work situation.”

  • bananafungus
    11·
    1 year ago

    Just did the weekly shop, and jesus fuck! At this point I’m seeing a $20-$40 per week increase, and that’s with substitutions for lower priced items or just plain going without.

    I feel like I’m going insane when I see an item I bought a week ago suddenly double the price.

  • ThornburywitchEnglish
    10·
    1 year ago

    I vote for this December as Numbat Appreciation Month. Moah numbats! Numbats everywhere! On every street corner! Roaming packs of numbats invading our parks and gardens. Enough numbats for everybody.

  • CEOofmyhouse56
    7·
    1 year ago

    Night shift’s over for the bats. It’s now day shift for the lorikeets.

  • ThornburywitchEnglish
    6·
    1 year ago

    Bot clearly got into the decaf batteries. Numbats are just too adorable for their own good. Their little noses …

    • Rusty Raven M
      4·
      1 year ago

      Bot really does not like weekends. I really need to organise the bootcamp and new office space I’m planning to try to get Bot to shape up and act a bit more professionally. I have two assignments due this week, and then I only have one subject still going so will hopefully be able to find more time.

  • Gibsonisafluffybutt
    6·
    1 year ago

    Adjusting my sleep cycle back to normal hours is taking longer than I expected. Feel so utterly fucked during the day.

    But that’s what I get for going to bed at 5am for a month or so 🙃

    • Seagoon_
      2·
      1 year ago

      Ted Cat is waking me up for first breakfast so early I’m wrecked and can barely talk. 🥴😴 I’ve tried putting him in his own room but he meows loud all night. The latest tactic is a big meal at dinner, maybe he will sleep more.

  • Seagoon_
    5·
    1 year ago

    Ted is meowing like he’s dying.

    He can see Bill eating dinner through the glass door and Ted wants it. Ted hasn’t even finish his own dinner yet

  • Bacon
    5·
    1 year ago

    Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

      • Bacon
        4·
        1 year ago

        🥃

        when you are drunk and asleep you are not procrastinating

        • Rusty Raven M
          4·
          1 year ago

          Great idea! As an added bonus I will probably get fired for drinking at work, which means I will have more time to do everything in, a win-win situation!

    • ThornburywitchEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      A buffet of small invertebrates served with delicious sauces as appropriate for the species and some baguette. I am undecided about whether to choose coffee or tea, so maybe chai would be appropriate. This unexpected sunshine is doing my head in.

    • Force_majeure123
      2·
      1 year ago

      Bit late for breakfast… I’ll take a 6 pack of of Cooper’s pale ale and a family size bag of twisties please

  • calhoon2005
    5·
    1 year ago

    Tree up, time-lapse completed, front garden tree bow done. Added a blow up Christmas elf and pig to the front garden this year. Kids loved it. Multiple people commented on the walk past. Feels good man.

  • fullkitwanker
    4·
    1 year ago

    Room update. Bed and mattress secured. Ended up going plan A because the bed comes with a headboard which either needs wall support or mounted to a wall (so couldn’t place it against the mirror). Very less space between desk and bed and a bit of wasted space in the corner but I shall downsize the desk and get something smaller. Now to pimphttps://aussie.zone/pictrs/image/77f27e66-b42b-4974-a4a1-a80ade04ee14.jpeg my room.