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  • Bacon
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    11 months ago

    Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

    • Rusty Raven M
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      11 months ago

      Do you have anything that is good for curing procastination?

      • Bacon
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        🥃

        when you are drunk and asleep you are not procrastinating

        • Rusty Raven M
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          Great idea! As an added bonus I will probably get fired for drinking at work, which means I will have more time to do everything in, a win-win situation!

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      11 months ago

      A buffet of small invertebrates served with delicious sauces as appropriate for the species and some baguette. I am undecided about whether to choose coffee or tea, so maybe chai would be appropriate. This unexpected sunshine is doing my head in.

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        11 months ago

        🐝🌧️🕷️☕️🪲🍵🐌🥃🦋🛢️🥖☕️

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      11 months ago

      Bit late for breakfast… I’ll take a 6 pack of of Cooper’s pale ale and a family size bag of twisties please

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        🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

        🌽🧳