Fucking miracle! Key found. I am so baking that depo guy a tray of bickies!
How good is that! Get that key cut asap.
Shit YEAH that’s a happy Friday story!
Yay!
Nice!
What a relief!
It seems 6pm is now the new feeding time.
Things Misha has yelled at me about today
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I opened the curtain and disrupted her warm nest of sun and insulation. Ok that one’s fair
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There was a big stinky turd in the litter box. It was hers. She’d just laid it. And while I was cleaning up that litter box she went and dropped another one in the OTHER litterbox because we have more than one cat so of course we have more than one freakin’ litterbox.
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There was a turd in the other litterbox
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While she was yelling at me about the turd situation Cerys climbed up on the sun-drenched dining room table. The entire table is in front of a north facing window and is sun drenched. It is six feet long. They are two foot cats.
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I attempted to use logic at her re the whole dining room table usurpation.
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Cerys continues to exist. A cat she has co-habited with since 2012. A cat who literally came out of her. A cat who only exists because she decided to get railed on the hood of our old datsun. This is my fault.
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I slid her across the polished floorboards like a fat beige hockey puck. I regret nothing.
I feel like Misha is perhaps the cat equivalent of a cranky chain-smoking nonna who is pissed off at the world (life is too hard and nobody understands), and at her son for still living off Centrelink (back in the 90s).
Ha! I get the best mental picture from this description 😾
Just described my mum’s mum to a T 😂😂😂
Misha sounds like such a fun character to live with 😆
Absolute demon shitbag.
Sounds like her and Alfie are kindred spirits!
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Having computer problems, I’ll post pics tomorrow.
I’m having a nice holiday and am being totally spoilt by the young Seagoons. 😭
You deserve all of it and more!! Love hearing these little updates!
Hello weekend.
Hello drumkit, woodoven Pizza, doughnut fries and guitar.
Cheers everyone :)
Edit: I’m thinking of adopting that tabby…
Enjoy yourself after the hell of a week you’ve been through
Thanks man. It’s nice to have a break.
Cheers peeps 🍺
*This post was proudly brought to you by a great weekend
Cheers!
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And pray for me. Going to eat beef ravioli past its use by date.
How much past? Days, weeks, months. Cooked? Uncooked?
2 days. Still in sealed container unbreached.
She’ll be right 🍺
Cheers!
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Cheers!!!
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Ooh ooh, cheers!!! 🍾
Cheers 🍺
Late to the party but cheers 🍷
Where have you been? Cheers mate 🍺
Finished work at 6 this week. 7.30 next week 😭 then back to normal
Proud!
My work
That is a Very Good Job.
So good! How did you get that gig?
Or the real answer was I’ve always been good at it and someone noticed when we were short handed with staff so the duties fell on me now 🤦
Oh just by luck when I was in uni and applying for jobs that came up.
I ordered some retro handhelds for the boys to get on Christmas shopping early. I got the R36s because I found it cheap and I’m pretty impressed.
Buttons feel good, it uses Emudeck on the frontend so everything looks nice, and they even shipped with Stardew Valley on the SD card. It boots up, takes a while to load but it boots up. I know one of my boys in particular is going to love this once they get them
Ded.
Van is packed to the gills, nature strip is 100% hard rubbish and I’m just waiting on the fridge and freezer being picked up so I can go home.
I declare tomorrow a day of rest.
You deserve the rest! Must be a relief to have all the old house clearing sorted
back from beach. I am wrecked. It was a long walk and over some difficult rocks to get to the shelly beach but it was AWESOME
it’s so very very beautiful there
I am going to crash now and will post some pics for you all later 😘
YL dyed my hair. I think it’s gone nonna orange. I don’t wanna look under the towel yet. Gonna need more than a couple of beers tonight.
Some purple toner or shampoo might help? Also if it was bleached it might need another go to get the stubborn red tones
Oh dear. What did you use? Somethings you can go straight over the top of to correct, some need a bit of a break in between.
Now that it has dried it doesn’t look to bad. I’m used to seeing grey.
There are some hair dyes that are better for grey hairs, because they can pick up colour differently and turn a bright or unexpected colour
I forget what they are though or how it works
Its all good. This me on the box.
Oh a strawberry blonde. Lovely 🍓
Boyo has lost the only key to the car. I hear dollar signs clanging at high volume.
hot wire
Not a long term solution, alas
and that’s why I have AirTags.
Is it lost lost like out in the wild or playing hide n seek in the house somewhere?
At work, so probably lost lost
Shit.
Indeed
Check reception or lost property?
It’s a parcel sort facility. There are entire tubs of keys that fall out of packages.
Oh dear. That’s a fun way to spend a day though…
I’ve always liked the idea of acquiring a house with an attic full of ‘stuff’ to have a great rummage in. This misses the vibe.
in the fires of mount doom
If you are looking for a good old high quality Pixar movie that makes you cry, go watch Elio.
I heard it’s good, but just wasn’t that well promoted. I think I’ll check this one out sooner rather than later
Yeah the poster doesn’t say much about the story. I went because I saw good reviews on reddit.
We all know serving sizes are a lie. Here’s another one. You’re browsing the hair dye aisle because you have more grey than actual colour these days and it takes you awhile before you finally make a hopefully rightful choice. End result is NEVER what is indicated on the box.
What are some other lies we are told?
How big the chip packet is compared to how many chips there actually are.
The size of Ice creams are laughable too now.
I switched to cheese cake and haven’t looked back
The look on people’s faces (in commercials) when they get into a new car.
Sure it’s cool, but not euphoric.
That’s the same as ‘people eating salad’ face in ads
OMG yes!!!
It’s fucking lettuce Janet. Calm your tits love.
There is so much chewing involved in salad eating.
I’ve gotten into new cars and my first reaction is puzzlement. What the fuck are all these buttons for.
The Twelve Apostles along the great ocean road is an egregious lie. I demand a refund.
Give us your bank details. I’ll refund you.
How good a maccas burger looks on tv and how big it is but in reality they’re super small.
Also the perfect basket of french fries.
Nope, didn’t get that either.
Any fries are perfect fries (okay except the soggy kind)
I said the same thing to Spinny!
My burgers come out huge yet the burger places burgers look like someone has run over them.
The menu picture vs what actually comes out!
Yes. Those ads with the latest burger some cunt’s tryna flog looks like a mountain with lashings of bacon. When you get it, there’s 2 scrawny bits and looks like it’s been slam dunked into the bag.
It’s cold.
I think I’m going to crawl into bed under some warm covers.
I was trying to not turn on the heater this evening but I caved around 7pm. Now I’m very very sleepy…
That was my thinking with the heater. I normally wait till 9pm because power off peak starts then.
Couldn’t take it anymore and hopped into bed streaming tv.
