Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 17°C, max - 34°C. 95% chance of no rain
I’m glad i would never ever shack up with anyone at work because they’re not my type anyway so even my dumbest lizard brain wouldn’t go there. I am giggling at everything right now and I’m in bed in a dark room. This is stupid. Fucking margarita did me in. Pray for me tomorrow. Thanks. I’m not sure how I’m meant to go to sleep rn. wow. Maybe I’ll watch site inspections YouTubes until my brain explodes.
I am so drunk after today’s work event. I just need to wall 600m home. I can do this
I somehow managed to pinch the skin of my little finger between the lever and body of the mixer tap so much that it bled. An injury I never knew was possible.
Back to the happy place for dins:
Success!!! They came over and waited for me to prepare their food.
It’s almost midnight and I am hungry. To eat or not to eat, that is the question.
Just drove home, I swear I could tell who was xmas drunk driving. 20k under on an 80k road, bad lane discipline, about 1/3 of the people on the road.
so tired
will put off making xmas food to stop from pre-eating everything, best make everything on day before
house is fairly clean and tidy, which is good
was listening to YTs about dysfunctional families this morning, i’m not sure the YTs do any good, I end up slightly battier than usual and negative in outlook
If you’re gen x and love good music then go here
Scroll down to Christchurch and press play. You’ll love it.
I’ve been gifted the garlic dip.
Win win!
I’m unaccustomed to having no responsibilities. I pulled out the work laptop one more time earlier and then put it back.
After the period of unemployment, in which life was awful and I had no purpose, it’s strange to suddenly have “acceptable” free time. Paid even!
/rant
If anyone is into super interesting heavy music, suss this out https://youtu.be/gx5EXltoduA
If you see me around, say hi
Good night everyone . 😘
get yourself a dog that not only helps out in the kitchen but will also do the gardening for you
In addition, for the low, low price of some cheese, she will also dig you a big hole you didn’t ask for
