Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 17°C, max - 34°C. 95% chance of no rain

  • just_kitten
    12·
    22 hours ago

    I am so drunk after today’s work event. I just need to wall 600m home. I can do this

    • Bottom_racer
      6·
      22 hours ago

      I can do this

      The wall doesn’t stand a chance you got this.

      • just_kitten
        7·
        22 hours ago

        Just got in bed making weird sound slike waiiiiyaiayaiayo and eeeeeee

    • TheWitchofThornburyEnglish
      3·
      21 hours ago

      This reminds me of a story I was told about an Irishman whose nickname was Spiderman. From the way he walked home from the pub. So Spiderkitten?

      • just_kitten
        3·
        21 hours ago

        I think there was some skittishness and zigzagging involved si maybe?! But kittens are cuter than spiders. I would rather be kitten