3 day eventing. Nearly got there in my youf so what I really want is to be young again. Will accept showjumping as a mediocre substitute. Bugger anything that requires sore feet. The sweat, blood and tears go with the territory.
I dunno; I think running and swimming fast, combined with shooting and sword fighting and a horse riding obby would make me quite dashing and gallant, eh what? Twirls ends of moustache and smiles in a suavely confident manner
Edit: ok I’d also like the winter Olympic biathlon, where I get to excel at cross country skiing and shooting stuff with deadly accuracy
You get to obtain the skills/attributes of a gold medal Olympian. Which sport are you choosing?
Decathlon
Nerd
Water polo. For the physique, fitness and naughtiness.
Accepted
Disappointed to see no parkour.
Fine, weightlifting or running
Correct
Judo or wrestling.
Smart
Rhythmic gymnastics
I can accept this. It is not the optimal choice but it has artistic merit
3 day eventing. Nearly got there in my youf so what I really want is to be young again. Will accept showjumping as a mediocre substitute. Bugger anything that requires sore feet. The sweat, blood and tears go with the territory.
Wat
Rhythmic gymnastics. I can join the circus when I retire.
Nope
Boo!
Snowboarding.
Definitely the worst choice possible
Well it’s either that or biathlon and most resorts frown on bringing rifles
Taekwondo
Also accepted
Swimming.
Not bad
I would just like to magically be able to swim and dive well and have the fitness and confidence to do it.
Boxing
Reasonable
Archery
YESSS CORRECT THANK YOU!
Incorrect
Curling
Idiot
floor mopping is a highly sought after skill, dumb dumb
Synchronised diving
Correct 💯
Pentathlon. Seems like some good skills to have in hand.
incorrect
I dunno; I think running and swimming fast, combined with shooting and sword fighting and a horse riding obby would make me quite dashing and gallant, eh what? Twirls ends of moustache and smiles in a suavely confident manner
Edit: ok I’d also like the winter Olympic biathlon, where I get to excel at cross country skiing and shooting stuff with deadly accuracy
Pole vaulting or high jump.
But gymnastics or weight lifting would be cool too.
I guess you pass
ARCHERY
Incorrect
Your mumma!