• Simon
    10·
    9 months ago

    Found a message in a bottle while kayaking 👀

    • Eagle
      7·
      9 months ago

      Don’t keep us in suspense, what does it say?

      • Simon
        6·
        9 months ago

        It’s spooky stuff aha. Says “dear something, I hope you know this was buried under a house with a skeleton, yours truly”

        • Seagoon_
          4·
          9 months ago

          looks like a message from an 8 year old. 🖤🖤🖤

  • melbaboutown
    9·
    9 months ago

    Still fussy about wet food… this is turning into Green Eggs And Ham

    Edit:

    I would not eat it in a dish

    I would not eat it though it’s fish

    I do not like it in the street

    I do not like it with a treat

     

    No siree, rack off dude

    I do not like this wet cat food

      • melbaboutown
        3·
        9 months ago

        Thanks.

        Just to clarify as well - ‘in the street’ was just for the rhyme. Melbcat is an inside kitty, living in a gilded cage for her safety and that of the wildlife

  • Seagoon_
    9·
    10 months ago

    Looks like I’m mostly staying in bed today. 😭 Bones take time to heal ( and will heal so at least I don’t feel hopeless now) but ouch.

    Will finish watching all the Troll Hunter shows. They are so adorable and the animation is so good. Can recommend. 😻🤗👍

    • imoldgreeeg
      5·
      10 months ago

      Well it’s a nice day to be inside in the cool. Hope the healing is smooth even if it’s never fast enough.

  • bananafungus
    9·
    9 months ago

    I don’t often get into debates about gossip, but when someone says a female actor/director/writer/artist is toxic, I’m always like were they actually a shit human or did they simply ask for the same respect their male colleague/s were getting or potentially did they even just act like a human being for five seconds.

    • Gibsonisafluffybutt
      2·
      9 months ago

      I understand where you’re coming from, and it is tricky. That said, there are plenty of toxic men and women in the arts. Best thing to do is read up and check your sources I guess.

    • Seagoon_
      1·
      9 months ago

      Who sets up the rules for what toxic is? And who determines what the punishment should be? And who voted them in?

      • Catfish
        3·
        9 months ago

        If you glow green and have three eyes is a fairly safe bet

  • melbaboutown
    8·
    9 months ago

    I just showered then fell asleep on the bathroom floor 😑

  • Seagoon_
    7·
    9 months ago

    jeebuz, just bought a book in $USD, $60 USD turned into 100 , fark the aussie dollar is so in the toilet

    • Catfish
      1·
      9 months ago

      There was a brief point in the mid 2000 where it was almost equal. So many of my friends and i went bonkers ordering things that had been prohibitably exchanged rated out of reasonableness

    • dumblederp
      3·
      10 months ago

      I wore them on the dog walk and it was a mistake. I am now in shorts.

    • ThornburywitchEnglish
      9·
      9 months ago

      No. You are adult. This is diagnostic. I am not talking about ‘brown’ bread, which is white bread with added caramel for the colour. Real wholemeal is sweetish when chewed, but in a nice way. And MUCH more nutritious. Even plastic bag wholemeal bread. Wholemeal sourdough or ciabatta is another level of yum. I even like wholemeal flat breads more than white.

      • wscholermann
        1·
        9 months ago

        Sour dough and ciabatta are ok for certain things but I find them too chewy for a sandwich.

    • PeelerSheila
      3·
      9 months ago

      No. Wholemeal bread is more “toothsome” (a word used in my household to describe any food which feels nice to bite/chew, and doesn’t disintegrate into “plog.” Are these words made up? I think so).

    • Catfish
      2·
      9 months ago

      Depends on your topping/filling. Some things just want a certain bread.

    • Mittens_meow
      21·
      9 months ago

      Nope. Wholemeal has a taste. White has no taste. Multigrain can go in the bin tho.

  • dumblederp
    6·
    9 months ago

    The dog isn’t happy. UV is down but temp is still high. Maybe a shady side of the street blockie. He’s sitting outside already.

  • wscholermann
    6·
    9 months ago

    Melbourne: It’s been a hot day, would you like to follow that up with a humid night?

    Me: No

    Melbourne: Okay, humid night it is then.

  • just_kitten
    6·
    9 months ago

    I’m watching the Fargo tv series for the first time. This is pretty good hey. She says, 10 years later. I can’t get enough of those Minnesotan 'nooo’s. I hear s4 is best skipped though.

    • Seagoon_
      3·
      9 months ago

      every single series of Fargo is incredible, they are total works of art

      ( series 4 is also amazing.)

      My favourite is 3, I think about it sometimes

  • bacon
    5·
    10 months ago

    Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

    • ThornburywitchEnglish
      4·
      10 months ago

      Chicken and rice salad, tea and a dessert of your choosing. If no dessert, I’m going to riot.

      • bacon
        2·
        10 months ago

        🍗🍚🥗☕️🏜️🗡️🛡️

        🍦

      • bacon
        5·
        10 months ago

        🦆🍩

        Doughnuts are available today by the grace of god the creator. Though deleted, I have saved some.

    • Catfish
      3·
      10 months ago

      A selection of small rodents please

  • wscholermann
    5·
    9 months ago

    So last night I had royal stacks. I enjoyed it and I don’t feel like shit afterwards.

    But if I eat at McDonald’s I always feel like garbage post meal. It’s obviously not a problem with burgers in general but I have to wonder what the fuck McDonald’s puts in their food.

    • ThornburywitchEnglish
      4·
      9 months ago

      Sugar. Their rolls/buns actually qualify as candy in some European countries.

      • wscholermann
        4·
        9 months ago

        That must be it. Buns probably have a half life of 5,000 years.