• Seagoon_OP
    4·
    1 day ago

    Is it a giant lactose free 10m diameter pizza?

    • bacon
      4·
      1 day ago

      A standard large pepperoni pizza with regular cheese. The Company is very generous.

      • Duenan
        5·
        1 day ago

        What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!

        • bacon
          4·
          1 day ago

          Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

          • melbaboutown
            6·
            1 day ago

            I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

            Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

            • bacon
              4·
              18 hours ago

              For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

              • melbaboutown
                2·
                11 hours ago

                I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

                • bacon
                  2·
                  8 hours ago

                  During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

          • Duenan
            4·
            1 day ago

            Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(