• Seagoon_OP
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    2 months ago

    Is it a giant lactose free 10m diameter pizza?

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      2 months ago

      A standard large pepperoni pizza with regular cheese. The Company is very generous.

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        2 months ago

        What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!

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          2 months ago

          Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

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            2 months ago

            I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

            Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

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              For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

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                2 months ago

                I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

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                  2 months ago

                  During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

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            2 months ago

            Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(