• bacon
    4·
    2 months ago

    Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

    • melbaboutown
      6·
      2 months ago

      I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

      Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

      • bacon
        4·
        2 months ago

        For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

        • melbaboutown
          2·
          2 months ago

          I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

          • bacon
            2·
            2 months ago

            During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

              • bacon
                2·
                2 months ago

                You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset

    • Duenan
      4·
      2 months ago

      Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(