• melbaboutown
    6·
    1 day ago

    I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

    Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

    • bacon
      4·
      18 hours ago

      For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

      • melbaboutown
        2·
        11 hours ago

        I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

        • bacon
          2·
          9 hours ago

          During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

            • bacon
              2·
              8 hours ago

              You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset