• melbaboutown
    6·
    1 month ago

    I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

    Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

    • bacon
      4·
      1 month ago

      For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

      • melbaboutown
        2·
        1 month ago

        I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

        • bacon
          2·
          1 month ago

          During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

            • bacon
              2·
              1 month ago

              You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset