• Duenan
    5·
    1 month ago

    What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!

    • bacon
      4·
      1 month ago

      Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

      • melbaboutown
        6·
        1 month ago

        I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

        Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

        • bacon
          4·
          1 month ago

          For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

          • melbaboutown
            2·
            1 month ago

            I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

            • bacon
              2·
              1 month ago

              During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

                • bacon
                  2·
                  1 month ago

                  You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset

      • Duenan
        4·
        1 month ago

        Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(