• Seagoon_OP
    4·
    2 months ago

    Is it a giant lactose free 10m diameter pizza?

    • bacon
      4·
      2 months ago

      A standard large pepperoni pizza with regular cheese. The Company is very generous.

      • Duenan
        5·
        2 months ago

        What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!

        • bacon
          4·
          2 months ago

          Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

          • melbaboutown
            6·
            2 months ago

            I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

            Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

            • bacon
              4·
              2 months ago

              For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

              • melbaboutown
                2·
                2 months ago

                I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

                • bacon
                  2·
                  2 months ago

                  During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

          • Duenan
            4·
            2 months ago

            Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(