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    A standard large pepperoni pizza with regular cheese. The Company is very generous.

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      What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!

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        Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

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          I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

          Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

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            For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

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              I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

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                During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

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                    You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset

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          Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(