• bacon
    4·
    2 months ago

    A standard large pepperoni pizza with regular cheese. The Company is very generous.

    • Duenan
      5·
      2 months ago

      What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!

      • bacon
        4·
        2 months ago

        Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

        • melbaboutown
          6·
          2 months ago

          I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

          Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

          • bacon
            4·
            2 months ago

            For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

            • melbaboutown
              2·
              2 months ago

              I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

              • bacon
                2·
                2 months ago

                During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

                  • bacon
                    2·
                    2 months ago

                    You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset

        • Duenan
          4·
          2 months ago

          Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(